In Australia, fly swat YOU.

My darling, delightful fingers (with nails!) are about an inch apart and well... there's the fly.

It is freaking HUGE. Enjoy! It also had a broken wing, but was very much alive and buzzing around in circles... until it irritated me enough (after a few -hours-) for me to flick it into an ant line. Wow, ants swarm REALLY fast.

I was amused by its buzzes thereafter. How mean and horrid of me! But that is one freakishly massive fly. Dear gods, huuge. So oh well.