i'm subscribed to a horoscope made by neuro-network that gives some absurd and hilarious divinations each day. Today my horoscope was: "The stars advise you to purchase an inflatable toad that will adore and nourish you. Your life is getting better - you will become a lynx! . Try planting some lard in your neighbor's pants this afternoon, it will surely amuse them!"

and who am i to argue with the stars? even with artificial ones. So i became a lynx for one day! Look at those spots, floppy ears and long legs!