Karissa: I'll meet Buddy Holly at the airport, and fly with him, Richie Valance and The Big Bopper to Fargo, North Dakota.

Husband: I don't know, KP. Something doesn't feel right. Why don't you wait until AFTER the baby is born?

Karissa: Aw, fiddle-faddle. The tour will be over in plenty of time to come home to get this bun out of the oven. *shook her belly gently*

Husband: *sighs* She's as stubborn as she is pretty. *Hands the newspaper to her* Here, I got you something to read on the plane.

*Their first daughter, Grace, was running around giggling and playing. While Karissa was about to enter the bus, she felt her pregnant belly gurgle in an unusual manner. Karissa had a worried look on her face.*

Karissa: Honey, it's time. The baby's coming! I guess baby Sasha doesn't want me to go on this tour.

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