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FROM YOUR FRIENDS AT THE PONYVILLE POST OFFICE
Official Christmas Letter
Dearest friends, relations, valued customers, well-wishers, respected comrades, and also Snips and Snails,
On behalf of the entire staff of the Ponyville Post Office, I would like to extend my warmest thanks to you for all the very kind gifts and letters you left at your mailboxes this Christmas Eve. It fills me with such joy to know that you all appreciate me so much, and I want you all to know how much I appreciate every one of you. Some of you I hang out with all the time (Pinkie, why does everything I say make you laugh so hard? Oh well, thanks for being such a sweetheart) and some of you I would love to get to know better (Twilight, your house has wonderful acoustics. Can I hijack it sometime for a poetry jam?), but I feel like I know so much about you just by delivering your mail.
I know sometimes we have trouble communicating. I say this with the greatest respect, but nothing any of you ponies say makes any sense to me. I try to talk to Cloydes about it, but she says it's my fault for always being mentally in twelve places at once, and then she starts asking when we're going to get back together, and it all gets very dramatic from there. Hopefully she'll never find out about the time I cheated on her with pineapples.
But that's okay. You are all awesome anyway. And you all seem to really love my writing, and I love the letters all of you send me. In those, you guys make sense. In fact, I think letters make more sense than the world in general, you know? Maybe that's why I'm the mailmare.
In any case, I wanted you all to know how much I've enjoyed the past year. Between Night Mare Moon's attempted coup, the Parasprite Invasion, the Ursa Major attack, and that whole thing with the dragon smoke, this town's been pretty busy, to say nothing of my own time-travel adventures with that brown colt who lives in a box. And I'm sure there's going to be even more craziness next year!
Come to think of it, crazy seems to follow me around. I wouldn't have it any other way.
Merry Christmas! I love you all.
Sincerely,
Derpy Hooves
* Letter source: Adapted from >>22147086 and >>22147100 on 4chan/co/
Official Christmas Letter
Dearest friends, relations, valued customers, well-wishers, respected comrades, and also Snips and Snails,
On behalf of the entire staff of the Ponyville Post Office, I would like to extend my warmest thanks to you for all the very kind gifts and letters you left at your mailboxes this Christmas Eve. It fills me with such joy to know that you all appreciate me so much, and I want you all to know how much I appreciate every one of you. Some of you I hang out with all the time (Pinkie, why does everything I say make you laugh so hard? Oh well, thanks for being such a sweetheart) and some of you I would love to get to know better (Twilight, your house has wonderful acoustics. Can I hijack it sometime for a poetry jam?), but I feel like I know so much about you just by delivering your mail.
I know sometimes we have trouble communicating. I say this with the greatest respect, but nothing any of you ponies say makes any sense to me. I try to talk to Cloydes about it, but she says it's my fault for always being mentally in twelve places at once, and then she starts asking when we're going to get back together, and it all gets very dramatic from there. Hopefully she'll never find out about the time I cheated on her with pineapples.
But that's okay. You are all awesome anyway. And you all seem to really love my writing, and I love the letters all of you send me. In those, you guys make sense. In fact, I think letters make more sense than the world in general, you know? Maybe that's why I'm the mailmare.
In any case, I wanted you all to know how much I've enjoyed the past year. Between Night Mare Moon's attempted coup, the Parasprite Invasion, the Ursa Major attack, and that whole thing with the dragon smoke, this town's been pretty busy, to say nothing of my own time-travel adventures with that brown colt who lives in a box. And I'm sure there's going to be even more craziness next year!
Come to think of it, crazy seems to follow me around. I wouldn't have it any other way.
Merry Christmas! I love you all.
Sincerely,
Derpy Hooves
* Letter source: Adapted from >>22147086 and >>22147100 on 4chan/co/
Category All / Fanart
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