"It's a good time of year, because if I dress like this, the gifts will come to me on their own."

Even in these times you have to watch out for the big bad wolf, even if he is dressed like this. Also, it is better for you if you don't know what is in his big sack.
Of course, if you want to be a present for him, he is always welcome.

This commission was drawn by   mighty-creation
Fortis belongs to me.