Christmas punch recipe: 1 bottle of dry red wine, 2 thinly sliced baking apples, 2 thinly sliced pears, the peel of an orange, 5 cinnamon sticks, 5 cloves, 6 ounces of rum, 6 ounces of brandy, 6 ounces of sherry and a gallon of non-alcoholic cider. Put that all into a slow cooker and put it on keep warm.

This is cider on crack and steroids. Super fruit forward but also very spiced