What do you mean, I'm too big for your team!
I have good skills for your team!
Here:
You want to travel fast and warm without monsters attacking you?
Maybe my steaming boot is just right for you!
You travel warm and comfortable between the sole of my boot and my soft feet.
It feels like being pressed between two pillows.
(Two, maybe a little wet, pillows).
While the monsters are crushed under my shoes.
They are at least mostly monsters...
...but anyway, less travelers means less competition for you!

Well, maybe my feet smell a little strong, but you'll get to your destination safely!
(If you survive my weight...)
Which of course you will as such a strong group leader!
Wah...
You think that's gross?
...
Well, never mind.
I would have put you guys in my boots anyway....
Have a good trip!
Don't pay any attention to the others in there.
They'll be flat after the next trip anyway.
I hope you really are as resistant as they say in the village!


Merry Christmas to you all!

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