Sometimes I like to waddle to the kitchen to get some delicious oatmeal. I found it's easier to lean back, and set the television on top of my stomach while I eat. That way I can keep the volume down, while remaining in the kitchen to eat as much as I want. I know these late meals are starting to affect my weight and my movement. Each night the television sits slightly higher, and the meals get slightly bigger. Each night it gets harder and harder to reach the bowl with the spoon, and getting up from this position keeps getting harder and harder. I wiggle my toes and curl my tail as much as I can as the warm oatmeal slides down my throat and into my vast body.

I know my mobility is becoming strained, and these midnight trips will soon be a thing of the past. But I'm okay with that. I know once my body becomes too big to move, and my paws become buried underneath my quivering tide of blubber, the television will only engross more of my life, and the food will only increase.

Big pillowy Eastern dragon, with big pillowy arms and big pillowy legs and a great, big, pillowy tummy! XD