Letters to Laurencio the Jungle Lion: #1
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Chuong: People like Neymar is why I question about morality these days. This dude is basically a billionaire with one of the world's easiest jobs. All he has to do is play football at his best without diving or being childish. That's it! He lives not only an extremely comfortable life with a manageable schedule, he also has a wife and a son.
Zax: Tom Brady, Dak Prescott, and all the other top NFL players would envy Neymar! He's a billionaire and he gets paid to just kick a ball around. People don't care if he scores or not; they just want him to stop flopping and whining to the referees. If he whined to Crush, he'd red card him immediately.
Juno: Many soccer ads feature this guy! He's got good deals with Puma! Our American soccer players are nobodies compared to this clown! As if that wasn't enough, a French soccer club paid Neymar an enormous amount of money to play for them and he still flops despite playing with Messi! This could have been an opportunity to unite Brazilians and Argentines together by having some class on the pitch but no he blew it! He's beyond lucky to have all these second chances to prove himself!
Tiago: I'm tired of this Neymar clown. He's such an embarrassment to us Brazilians, even our drill sergeants would yell "Neymar!" and their recruits would roll around on the ground on command as part of morale building. Even on our TV shows, whenever the host yells "Neymar!", everybody on them would roll around on the ground like him! Football fans around the world do this a lot these days because of him! What a waste of talent and money! He's scamming off the French now by clowning out on the pitch! I hope Leonce keeps his cool too.
Diamond Knight: As what Dr. Dillons said, sometimes, you just got to let things take their course. Perhaps, let Neymar make a fool out of himself since he's the world's richest clown. It's ridiculous that he could've been paid a few more million in American dollars if he could just stop with the theatrics. That's all he has to do to retain his billionaire athlete status. He only has one job and all he has to do is stop with the theatrics. He sleeps better on a luxury bed than most billionaires these days. Yet he comes off as the type to whine about Cristiano Ronaldo living his best life in Saudi Arabia with more than he has yet he lives way better than all of America's soccer players put together!
Jack: Foreign soccer clubs care little about American soccer players. Our soccer players would love to have huge contract offers from foreign soccer clubs but that's just sheer luck these days. Neymar sounds like he's the world's most spoiled man in existence.
Zax: Tom Brady, Dak Prescott, and all the other top NFL players would envy Neymar! He's a billionaire and he gets paid to just kick a ball around. People don't care if he scores or not; they just want him to stop flopping and whining to the referees. If he whined to Crush, he'd red card him immediately.
Juno: Many soccer ads feature this guy! He's got good deals with Puma! Our American soccer players are nobodies compared to this clown! As if that wasn't enough, a French soccer club paid Neymar an enormous amount of money to play for them and he still flops despite playing with Messi! This could have been an opportunity to unite Brazilians and Argentines together by having some class on the pitch but no he blew it! He's beyond lucky to have all these second chances to prove himself!
Tiago: I'm tired of this Neymar clown. He's such an embarrassment to us Brazilians, even our drill sergeants would yell "Neymar!" and their recruits would roll around on the ground on command as part of morale building. Even on our TV shows, whenever the host yells "Neymar!", everybody on them would roll around on the ground like him! Football fans around the world do this a lot these days because of him! What a waste of talent and money! He's scamming off the French now by clowning out on the pitch! I hope Leonce keeps his cool too.
Diamond Knight: As what Dr. Dillons said, sometimes, you just got to let things take their course. Perhaps, let Neymar make a fool out of himself since he's the world's richest clown. It's ridiculous that he could've been paid a few more million in American dollars if he could just stop with the theatrics. That's all he has to do to retain his billionaire athlete status. He only has one job and all he has to do is stop with the theatrics. He sleeps better on a luxury bed than most billionaires these days. Yet he comes off as the type to whine about Cristiano Ronaldo living his best life in Saudi Arabia with more than he has yet he lives way better than all of America's soccer players put together!
Jack: Foreign soccer clubs care little about American soccer players. Our soccer players would love to have huge contract offers from foreign soccer clubs but that's just sheer luck these days. Neymar sounds like he's the world's most spoiled man in existence.
C.O.P.: Exactly how I feel, Moon Moon. All he does is kick a ball around into a net, and his net worth in US dollars is approximately $200 million.
Laurencio: Which makes him a billionaire when you put his total in the Brazilian real, but he's still got a long ways to go to catch Silvio Santos, whose net worth was about $3.2 billion in US dollars in 2020.
Regal Rat: That's still less than I thought.
Crush: The last time I officiated a game Neymar was playing, I gave him a red card. He protested all the way off of course.
Super C: How did the crowd in the stadium react?
Crush: They gave me a standing ovation. It resulted in me adding 12 minutes of stoppage time to the game because there were too many distractions and stalls. I felt it wasn't a legit reason for the crowds to do that, but the same time, I said, "Usually crowds are hostile towards referees, and people used to riot because of decisions they made. This was the first time I'd ever seen any ref appreciated for what they did."
Laurencio: Is it because you're a G-52 and the world knows you are a zero tolerance sort of lion?
Crush: Zero tolerance for bad behavior. It is possible.
Leo: Who is Neymar playing for right now?
Leonce: Paris Saint-Germain, although his future with the club is uncertain. Some of my people are wishing he'd just give up.
Leo: *to Juno* Our soccer players may be nobodies, but some of them said to me after the team was eliminated that they would rather be that way, because they don't want to make the mistakes Neymar is making.
Laurencio: Which makes him a billionaire when you put his total in the Brazilian real, but he's still got a long ways to go to catch Silvio Santos, whose net worth was about $3.2 billion in US dollars in 2020.
Regal Rat: That's still less than I thought.
Crush: The last time I officiated a game Neymar was playing, I gave him a red card. He protested all the way off of course.
Super C: How did the crowd in the stadium react?
Crush: They gave me a standing ovation. It resulted in me adding 12 minutes of stoppage time to the game because there were too many distractions and stalls. I felt it wasn't a legit reason for the crowds to do that, but the same time, I said, "Usually crowds are hostile towards referees, and people used to riot because of decisions they made. This was the first time I'd ever seen any ref appreciated for what they did."
Laurencio: Is it because you're a G-52 and the world knows you are a zero tolerance sort of lion?
Crush: Zero tolerance for bad behavior. It is possible.
Leo: Who is Neymar playing for right now?
Leonce: Paris Saint-Germain, although his future with the club is uncertain. Some of my people are wishing he'd just give up.
Leo: *to Juno* Our soccer players may be nobodies, but some of them said to me after the team was eliminated that they would rather be that way, because they don't want to make the mistakes Neymar is making.
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