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not much of a surprise really... i mean... hell, regis is a bouncer after all. these guys have to deal with punks like that on a regular level so they train the proper techniques to overpower those hot headed punks.
so... yeah... unless you know some sort of oriental martial arts or received melee combat training in the police, military or a private security company or something, trying to take out a bouncer is a veeery stupid idea. :-P
so... yeah... unless you know some sort of oriental martial arts or received melee combat training in the police, military or a private security company or something, trying to take out a bouncer is a veeery stupid idea. :-P
Hahaha I do three types of martial arts, have a chieved black in two of them..Went to a club in town and was messin around with a bud of mine (who's a bouncer) and actually got thrown! Thrown!!! lmao..It turned out he was former 'SAS' but still..hehe don't screw with those guys! They're always in practice ;)
Finally! Another page! And with that, it's time for another Regis Factfile!
Regis' mom has a tattoo on her arm that says "Son"
When Regis takes a shit, he doesn't excrete shit, but diamonds.
People don't spontaneously combust, Regis just stares at them until they explode.
Regis knocked down the Berlin Wall
The technical name for caffeine is "Essence of Regis"
When people kill themselves with a cyanide pill, there are a million microsporic versions of Reigs that kick their cells in the crotch, thus cause their internal organs to fail.
On the show "1000 Ways to Die" is actually based upon the thousands of people that pissed Regis off and the deaths you see on that show are just false stories used to cover up the ways they actually died to avoid humiliation.
Regis was originally going to be in Mortal combat, but was rejected because he could finish off his foes in one move: A kick to the crotch
Regis is what Area 51 is trying to hide
Regis' mom has a tattoo on her arm that says "Son"
When Regis takes a shit, he doesn't excrete shit, but diamonds.
People don't spontaneously combust, Regis just stares at them until they explode.
Regis knocked down the Berlin Wall
The technical name for caffeine is "Essence of Regis"
When people kill themselves with a cyanide pill, there are a million microsporic versions of Reigs that kick their cells in the crotch, thus cause their internal organs to fail.
On the show "1000 Ways to Die" is actually based upon the thousands of people that pissed Regis off and the deaths you see on that show are just false stories used to cover up the ways they actually died to avoid humiliation.
Regis was originally going to be in Mortal combat, but was rejected because he could finish off his foes in one move: A kick to the crotch
Regis is what Area 51 is trying to hide
In art museums, Regis is allowed to touch the art.
Regis wouldnt be afraid to be in touch or show his feminine side...if he had one...
When God said let there be light, Regis said "Seh Please."
Regis had a starring contest with Madussa the Gorgon. Regis won.
When you leave your house, theres is always a 50/50 chance that Regis is fucking your dad and or brother.
Regis has no pubic hair because you cant grow hair on balls of steel!
When George W. Bush was choking on a pretzel, Regis roundhouse kicked him in the throat and George W. Bush spit out the Pretzel immediately after. Regis had no idea he was choking.
It wasn't a meteor that killed the dinosaurs, Regis just killed them to prove he could.
Regis wouldnt be afraid to be in touch or show his feminine side...if he had one...
When God said let there be light, Regis said "Seh Please."
Regis had a starring contest with Madussa the Gorgon. Regis won.
When you leave your house, theres is always a 50/50 chance that Regis is fucking your dad and or brother.
Regis has no pubic hair because you cant grow hair on balls of steel!
When George W. Bush was choking on a pretzel, Regis roundhouse kicked him in the throat and George W. Bush spit out the Pretzel immediately after. Regis had no idea he was choking.
It wasn't a meteor that killed the dinosaurs, Regis just killed them to prove he could.
hmmm am trying to work out the next pages..... my only thoughts are the hoof prints regis may have left on picking up the gun..... so something may come from that.... though that moron might end up in a hospital bed.... next to someone already who's in hospital... either way i can't wait to find out!
p.s. If i wasn't soo scared of Regis, i would offer him a hug.... so will have to hug lee instead :p
p.s. If i wasn't soo scared of Regis, i would offer him a hug.... so will have to hug lee instead :p
I thought that Regis was the DJ?? Is he a bouncer, too?? ;--/ ?
Kranos' skill in art has really hit the long stride in this series, na? So well drawn, -- and the story, (read from start in one sitting) has my blood pressure up outta the orange and into the red, today. It's so intense! Thanks, guys
Kranos' skill in art has really hit the long stride in this series, na? So well drawn, -- and the story, (read from start in one sitting) has my blood pressure up outta the orange and into the red, today. It's so intense! Thanks, guys
Hopefully Regis doesn't get busted instead. It might be hard for him to explain why he ran upstairs after someone that used a gun. Then again most using a gun, outside of hunting, don't have a clue on what to do when that option fails. Unless this was ploy to lure Regis away. *ponders* I think I wrote myself in a corner. I blame lack of sleep for that.
Well, 1st, th' cops will want to know what he was doing in the hall, the bullets trajectory shows that it was fired INTO the apt. Go Regis!
2nd, it's the same guy who attacked Eric, and when ID'ed will have some x'splainin' to do. This may not be the first two attacks.
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3rd he's in for a thorough Psych evaluation; anyone who attacks Regis is suicidal, mentally whack, and certainly an incompetent, possibly non-compis-mentis-canis (madddog2020 disease; that is drunk and can't see straight) tee-hee, I said straight, again.
2nd, it's the same guy who attacked Eric, and when ID'ed will have some x'splainin' to do. This may not be the first two attacks.
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3rd he's in for a thorough Psych evaluation; anyone who attacks Regis is suicidal, mentally whack, and certainly an incompetent, possibly non-compis-mentis-canis (madddog2020 disease; that is drunk and can't see straight) tee-hee, I said straight, again.
FATASS?!!! What the hell?!!
I'm glad to see that everyone is surviving so far....but I'm sure this little homophobe has some kind of history that will be brought to light. We shall see what it is....
Excellently done. I love his "hoof fingers" so much. :) And I'm also hoping we'll be treated to at least one more nicely yiffy/romantic scene before the issue/series is done....Thank you for doing this!
I'm glad to see that everyone is surviving so far....but I'm sure this little homophobe has some kind of history that will be brought to light. We shall see what it is....
Excellently done. I love his "hoof fingers" so much. :) And I'm also hoping we'll be treated to at least one more nicely yiffy/romantic scene before the issue/series is done....Thank you for doing this!
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