Kaze: hey sleepy, Dracey’s belly is getting bigger, she told me that it was fire belly buildup and it felt good, I don’t buy it, I think she’s gonna lay a stress ball, where do babies come from?

Sleepy: well you see kaze, when a mommy and daddy want to bring new people to the world, they have a secret circus, and the mommy wants to be the circus fat woman, so the daddy feeds mommy so much food that she gained a belly, and her body got bigger and BIGGER AND BIGGER! Until she’s about as big as her and daddy’s bedroom! So they went to the doctor and the doctor said “that’s not just belly buildup!”

Kaze: gasp! That’s sleepy!

Sleepy: no, he was wrong, it was belly buildup, we got a second opinion, her tummy wasn’t moving around yet, but! Three days later, mommy’s belly kept getting bigger! And then she layed an egg!

Kaze: and that’s where you came from?

Sleepy: no, it was just because she ate an entire chicken farms worth of eggs and then some eggs of other animals, but two months later after that, daddy put some magic jellybeans inside mommy’s mouth, and her belly continues to grow! And then a voice came from inside it and it said….

Kaze: (imitating sleepy) it’s me! Sleepy!

Sleepy: no it was more like (blows a long raspberry like a fart noise) and then 7 months later, mommy was ready to blow up and bring life to the world! So she got bigger and bigger while daddy hugged mommy as she was about to explode! And then, BOOM! Sleepy born!

Kaze: what does any of that have to do with babies? I don’t understand!

Sleepy: well that’s what mommy told me!

Alex

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