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My first dirty joke within the strip! Granted, you'd recognizei t as dirty unless you'veh eard the song in question, and you prolly need to be a bit of a Springsteen fan to have done so. (hint: it's about performing cunnulingus on a red-headed woman. I choose to interpet the song as being about eating a hamburger at Wendys, because if food can be used as a metaphor for sex (bananas, cherries, cream pie), then sex can be used a metaphor for food.)
Category Artwork (Digital) / Comics
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Iy helps if you know the song:
"Well, brunettes are fine, man
Blondes are fun
But, when it comes to getting the dirty job done,
I'll take a red-headed woman, a red-headed woman.
It takes a red-headed woman to get a dirty job done.
Well, listen up, stud,
Your life's been wasted
'til you've got' down on your knees and tasted
A red-headed woman, a red-headed woman.
It takes a red-headed woman to get a dirty job done.
Tight skirt, strawberry hair
Tell me what you've got, baby, waiting under there.
Big green eyes that look like, son,
They can see every cheap thing that you ever done.
Well, I don't know how many girls you dated, man
You ain't lived 'til you've had your tires rotated
By a red-headed woman, a red-headed woman.
It takes a red-headed woman to get a dirty job done."
"Well, brunettes are fine, man
Blondes are fun
But, when it comes to getting the dirty job done,
I'll take a red-headed woman, a red-headed woman.
It takes a red-headed woman to get a dirty job done.
Well, listen up, stud,
Your life's been wasted
'til you've got' down on your knees and tasted
A red-headed woman, a red-headed woman.
It takes a red-headed woman to get a dirty job done.
Tight skirt, strawberry hair
Tell me what you've got, baby, waiting under there.
Big green eyes that look like, son,
They can see every cheap thing that you ever done.
Well, I don't know how many girls you dated, man
You ain't lived 'til you've had your tires rotated
By a red-headed woman, a red-headed woman.
It takes a red-headed woman to get a dirty job done."
Bluntness isn't a well perceived trait for the most conservative people, who are also the most numerous in any society. Beating around the bush, so to speak (hah) is considered more romantic and acceptable. Myself included, roughness and blunt stuff isn't my thing. I prefer a more refined way of thinking, more dignified.
Kudos to Mr. Springsteen and his endless amount of bimbos and vaginas with legs, and I wish him many more brainless carpets to munch, but I prefer my women with a drop of self-awareness.
Kudos to Mr. Springsteen and his endless amount of bimbos and vaginas with legs, and I wish him many more brainless carpets to munch, but I prefer my women with a drop of self-awareness.
Well, remember that I'm swedish, which is a totally different starting point. Agnosticism is he most common religious stance, and we're waaay more liberal than anything you'd find in america, our Centrist party is still left of Obama. It's quite a different culture than america, for better or for worse.
Oh, you don't have to speak Spanish for me. I don't mean to brag, but I'm pretty fluent in both Spanish and English. But feel free to spill your Spanish all over our conversations, it'll be amusing. :3
Funny that you should mention hookers and beers, it always seems like the first things you learn in another language are always bad things, like insults and naughty bad words. I wonder why that is.
Funny that you should mention hookers and beers, it always seems like the first things you learn in another language are always bad things, like insults and naughty bad words. I wonder why that is.
Because it's funny tobe able to swear in a language msot people around you wont understand?
For future reference, the swedish word for prostitute is "hora", and no, I dont think that's a reference to how long you get to spend with her... and the swedish word for beer is "öl", and tha'ts gonnabe hard to explain how you pronounce, but the "ö" sounds kinda like the "o" sound in "love", or the "u" sound in "duuuuuh" /that sound you make when you try to sound completely stupid, yeah, I agree, its a stupid vocal sound), though a bit rounder...
For future reference, the swedish word for prostitute is "hora", and no, I dont think that's a reference to how long you get to spend with her... and the swedish word for beer is "öl", and tha'ts gonnabe hard to explain how you pronounce, but the "ö" sounds kinda like the "o" sound in "love", or the "u" sound in "duuuuuh" /that sound you make when you try to sound completely stupid, yeah, I agree, its a stupid vocal sound), though a bit rounder...
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