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Varying Degrees of Want

By CaptJackSparrow,
posted 15 years ago Art Whore

I found old photographs, and then I fumble about with this site's menagerie of buttons and post said photographs. So, there you go!

Myself, pkmn249

pkmn249, and his magnificent beard of the ages. I'm rather certain several poets have dedicated many lymerics to his facial hair.

Also...not sure if want..

photo is © pkmn249

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Jack Sparrow is © Disney

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Watcher

15 years ago

Lol

blueskydragonFX ~blueskydragonfx

Scalie Mecha Scifi Artist

15 years ago

* Now carry me to the other side of the room. For those 2 carrots a horse would carry me to the end of the world and you're already giving up by the first inch *

CaptJackSparrow ~captjacksparrow

Art Whore

15 years ago

Horses are not fickle, but human mounts are! It's problematic.

rabbi-tom ~rabbi-tom

Thats MR Asshole to you!

15 years ago

You rapscallion!!

CaptJackSparrow ~captjacksparrow

Art Whore

15 years ago

You uncouth man of questionable values!

Keep it going! Insult frenzy!

Vermi ~vermi

Art Whore

15 years ago

You thorough scamp!

CaptJackSparrow ~captjacksparrow

Art Whore

15 years ago

You unrefined fiend of awkward tastes!

Vermi ~vermi

Art Whore

15 years ago

Your mother works for a disreputable establishment!

CaptJackSparrow ~captjacksparrow

Art Whore

15 years ago

What, Bennigan's? Obama's Cabinet?

Er, I mean-- you smell funny!

Vermi ~vermi

Art Whore

15 years ago

I'll have you know that Au de Salami is a very high-end frangrance, Sir!

Also, I drank all your rum... Have at you!!

CaptJackSparrow ~captjacksparrow

Art Whore

15 years ago

You have made it personal. We shall swashbuckle, on the morrow!

Vermi ~vermi

Art Whore

15 years ago

I shall see you there, good Sir!

Stahi ~stahi

Watcher

15 years ago

WHAT A WONDERFUL PHRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASE.

CaptJackSparrow ~captjacksparrow

Art Whore

15 years ago

-slaps- Get back in your kennel, damnit.

Stahi ~stahi

Watcher

15 years ago

Kennel? I AIN'T NO DOG, MAN. >:O

rabbi-tom ~rabbi-tom

Thats MR Asshole to you!

15 years ago

You Vulgar unwashed Couth!

Vontagon ~vontagon

Photographer

15 years ago

I do love reading about your adventures, Captain.

CaptJackSparrow ~captjacksparrow

Art Whore

15 years ago

I do love telling them, and I thank you for putting up with my impertinent shenanigans!

Alabaster_TBSB ~alabastertbsb

Anthro Artist

15 years ago

His beard immediately makes you a better pirate than you are.

Alabaster_TBSB ~alabastertbsb

Anthro Artist

15 years ago

MAKES HIM A BETTER PIRATE THAN YOU ARE 8U (correction)

CaptJackSparrow ~captjacksparrow

Art Whore

15 years ago

Kiss me on the veranda.

pirate_vixen ~piratevixen

Digital Artist

15 years ago

Not sure if that's a valid entry into the Kentucky Derby or not, may want to consult the rule book.

CaptJackSparrow ~captjacksparrow

Art Whore

15 years ago

Rules? Pirates? Wait a tic, I will consult the Pirate Codex instead.

... nothing about it being a valid entry for said Derby, but there's a lovely recipe for creme brulee. Who would've thought?

pirate_vixen ~piratevixen

Digital Artist

15 years ago

Then by all means carry on then. Creme brûlée? Odd I would have thought rum cake, wait no that's in my book my bad.

FlyingFire ~flyingfire

Digital Artist

15 years ago

Hah! I have rum. Where is your rum, captain? Bewildering that there is no rum in said photothingie.

CaptJackSparrow ~captjacksparrow

Art Whore

15 years ago

Off to the side there is a myriad of empty rum bottles which I have vehemently consumed, and once again brings about the infamous question:

Why is the rum gone?

Oh. That's right. -burp-

astrofenn ~astrofenn

Frantic Scribbler

15 years ago

Heehee Looks rather akin to one of those "Dat" images... "Dat Beard" appears rather fitting.

CaptJackSparrow ~captjacksparrow

Art Whore

15 years ago

You make a valid point.

...dat beard. Oh bugger, now I'm saying it. I blame you, entirely!

astrofenn ~astrofenn

Frantic Scribbler

15 years ago

Muahaha Indeedy.

DireWolf505 ~direwolf505

Furry MilTech Enthusiast

15 years ago

Another day of quelling mutiny, eh Cap'n?

Katalina ~katalina

Fursuiter, Jewlery maker, Artist

15 years ago

OMG the expressions are absolutely Priceless!

avonly_unicorn ~avonlyunicorn

Traditional Artist

15 years ago

you are a down right nasty yellow livered cowardly run of the mill pup.

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