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And I want to tell you about a one of a kind offer that you can get today!
But you're going to have to hurry, supplies aren't limited and you will need to act fast to get ahead on the queue.
We've got our very own Infomercial YCH.
Have this ever happened to you?
You've got an amazing product idea and you wanted to share it with the world? But you lack the time, energy and possibly several legal/ethical restrictions on getting this product made? Maybe it defies the laws of science, perhaps it's a terrible unknown entity that only you can define.
Either way, we've got a special deal that you finally dive in on!
For a one time payment of $50 you can be the person behind the TV screen and shilling to your heart's content.
That's right, if you act now, you get a waist up picture of your character either with or without a nice looking polo button down shirt and/or power tie to seal the deal. You get to be holding the basic item of your choosing and we'll come up with some kind of zany slogan / catchphrase and/or mantra for you to shill to everyone.
Why you don't have to take my word for it, you can take your own word for it, when you stand in awe gazing at your eternal sales pitch thrown out for all the late night eyeballs to see.
So put yourself up on the big screen, show us what you've wanted to sell the world and let us get those phones ringing down here at the call center.
ACT NOW AND DIAL UP THE FOLLOWING TO ORDER ONE TODAY
https://t.co/TAF52WQH26
Spokesdog for Shine N' Sheen Latex Polish is
Balloonpup
Category YCH / Sale / All
Species Unspecified / Any
Size 1500 x 2000px
File Size 2.57 MB
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