Hope his eye got that way from someone punching him in it

He's about to lose another the same fuggin'way!

Is this guy an asshole or what? Not[/b] a rhetorical question.

But wouldn't implying that there's no rhetoric mean that there is a need for an answer, thus making him less of one than with a rhetorical question?

...but he's asking about her (and if she asks about him).

Its a more sophisticated version of “it’s just a prank bro!”

Too sophisticated for me, I guess?

ah his dad is a small man on the inside

I’d say below too but sadly complete assholes usually have pretty big dicks.

Pretty big dicks that they don't know how to use.

Can somebody slap Lasker? Preferably up the side of the head...with a chair

Red eye, huh.

Grrrrr I hate this guy even more now I mean Disrespecting Reford's mother like that?!!

Something seems supremely messed up here, beyond the obvious messed up stuff

What happened to his eye? D:

A parting gift from his ex-wife? ;)

Man... you have a knack for writing some really... good non-redeemable folk.

At least in the moment!

God I hate him I wouldn’t mind eating him if you want reaford

If you do it I’ll give you belly rubs and a mint to better digest him

Dude what the fuck

What did i just read...

So is his mom a swan and not a duck, then?

ruptured blood vessel or possibly a brain hemmorage would explain the eye

brain damage could explain somethings. either that or he's bipolar or social development is hindered from autistic. or maybe he's just mad at the world &/or himself.

maybe a combination of any or all of the above.

Wouldn’t it be cute if Wilson would adopt him?

Unless Wilson and this guy have a cruel past?

Yeah, SHE"S the one throwing the tantrum.

He is the pot. The pot is calling the kettle black.

But I would bet anything that the kettle is stainless steel.

Dysfunctional families are only ever funny on The Simpsons.
Oh, right. They aren't funny anymore, either.

Bro got so much gas to light you could power an entire city with it

Lmao big man hiding behind a dummy account you made 6 days ago.

+Mortal Kombat Announcer Voice+

"Flawless Victory!"

Wilson can't return to the comic fast enough... *thinks about bigger, cuter, sexier dad birb*

Ugh, with every page I hate this guy more and more.

Gee, I wonder why this guy's wife left him.

/S

Now, we know what happened between Raeford's parents. No wonder he's a delusional, overly-controlling, stone age-minded butthole. She left because she grew tired of how he treated the world around him and his set-in-his-ways attitude. One of the things about people like Lasker is that he'll never understand the changing world. Nor does he have any intention to, or how people roll for that matter.

The world doesn't always change for the better.

I'd want to punch this guy in the face if I encountered him in real life, but I also can accept that I understand nothing at all about what happened to him and/or why that would have caused him to be this way.

I'm a bitter asshole myself. I fucking hate everybody, I get genuine pleasure out of upsetting people who I feel deserve it. I don't have a single IRL friend and that's intentional, I mostly only associate with my husband. And he's honestly in a somewhat similar boat lmao.

I know why I am the way I am, I know how I got this way, and I don't really give a shit if people like it or not because this world isn't worth my time or energy. Every waking breath of mine is spent trying to enjoy the time I'm forced to live on this shit hole of a world lol.

inb4 ooo so edgy
Bitch, I'm 34. This is just who I am, not some angsty teen shit lol.

Aight now this is personal and I want this duck dead

Unfortunate he got this excuse as a father.

Damn it's almost freaky how...familiar some of those mannerisms and criticisms are

I don’t know what I hate more velma or this shit head

i think i'd rather eat that fucked up looking chicken-fried steak than talk to boomer supreme

this dude literally reminds me of my father to the T. Dev your character writing is so fucking good bro kuddos.

I hope someone makes Lasker pick up his teeth with broken fingers. ...Er... Feathers? Either way.

You can chose friends, but not family. I feel sorry for Raeford. I wonder if Lasker was always like this, or something happened in his life that turned into a douchebag.

Blood shot eye kinda makes me assume he has high BP issues even tho his physic is pretty healthy looking. Must have extreme anger issues then. Only thing I can think of to cause shit like that to happen. (Uncle was an angry man and would get "red eyes" often.) So just an assumption.

This is hitting close to home

same

I hate to admit

yes the dad is an absolute Asshole
but he looks a bit sexy in that outfit

That father is the worst

With an attitude like Lasker's it's a wonder that Raeford even exists. What woman would be attracted to that.

Is it weird that I’m imagining them voiced by old washed-up Darkwing Duck and young movie star Darkwing Duck? 😆

No wonder Raeford creamed his pant when Wilson gave him just a tiny bit of fatherly affection ( you remind me of my own son)

omg i'm so triggered he probably voted for trump >:(

what exactly is your deal? you keep remaking accounts and saying some boring troll shit like youre 14 and just discovered 4chan. Like? youre genuienly following artists and giving them numbers. then getting banned each time. Like are you just that bored?

You responded your own question("what exactly is your deal?"), apparently, Supp420's a troll and it's likely that, like most trolls, he/she wants attention, but fortunately, anti_dev is doing a good job at ignoring trolls like him/her.

yeah i know i did definitely answer my own question... I have a feeling i know who they are too and theyre 100% a nobody.

well this page poked my psyche with a stick. never mind i hate hate him now

Funny enough, I actually like Raeford's red eye better than his white eye. The white eye has a weird ring that gives him this crazed look. the red eye, while damaged, still looks relatively...normal. Almost like his humanity is damaged, and he keeps it covered behind a mask of craziness.

I meant Lasker, not Raeford.