Some exceptionally rude Luxio (probably thebackup or BunnyKisses ) figured it'd be funny to transform me into a pooltoy, then force his sharp-clawed paw into my face! "Best start nuzzling into my beans, or you'll be nuzzling these claws instead!" He proceeded to taunt me in all sorts of other ways, gleeful at being a middle evolution taunting his final evolution.

Of course, any sort of popping would be impermanent thanks to various magics I've involved myself with... but it's still quite a threat! I like being in one piece at all times, thank you! Now please help a poor pooltoy out, huh? 💦

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Back in early 2020, BunnyKisses abused the now-defunct ChangeMe profile play app to swap my Twitter icon and tease me with a new bio. The bio text is lost, but the icon was saved because of course I'm not gonna look a gift horse in the mouth. It was around the time the Padded Pride was thrown around and first seen in art, so BK wanted to tease about the "alpha" being upstaged. In practice, I promise you, alpha-Jordan cannot be upstaged~

Before you get any ideas, sorry, I'm not into popping. I am into paws though, and pooltoys.

Artist:   BunnyKisses
Original post: none
Original date: 2/3/2020