Oh yeah this is less of a comic and more of a narration bee tee double-you

Anywho this is my first encounter with wii sports resort-which was played at a friends house (heh at first I typed hose then I corrected it....friends hose *immature giggle*)

Panel 1- So I had recently gotten the Assassins Creed trilogy-and apparently that was really good for the sword fighting game thing. My friend was all like "I'm gonna slice ya with a tube like pole thing" and I'm all "I don't think so! I'm just gonna block you and slice at ya a split second later like freakin Ezio!" and he's just like D: (yay for my amazing writing skills) The only problem I had fighting on the game was that I couldn't quickly dodge out of the way and stab him in the face with that needle wrist thing (In an attempt to look less geeky I refrained from saying "hidden blade") which kind of pissed me off because I kept looking for the button because the action was just natural since I had been playing the other game for so long.

Panel deux- Eventually my friend (I won't tell you his name because I don't know how many stalkers are out their) got tired of me kicking his ass on the game and set me up to play against the computer-thing. And it was pretty cool at first-until I got up to the insane levels where the opponent has like superhuman quickness and can read you f*%$ing mind! (seriously dude, mind reading-wii system robots) And what was more annoying was that they made the harder people look like total dweebs (I just wanted to use the word dweeb) and were all American looking but with Asian names. Their should be a foul or point taken from crap like that. Even if you are a computer use your own name! It sucked because at first I'm like "weee this is fun," and they were like "no, no fun for you I'm-a-gonna read your mind so that your funness levels are depleted and you have to go find a computer to reccharge it because we don't carry adapters to plug in walls," and I'm all "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" (for some reason wii computer opponents speak like Mario)

Panel tres- So eventually my friend noted my despair (after laughing about it for half an hour) and set me up on a game that was less competitive and more calming-the airplanes thinga ma bob. And for a while I was :D until it got boring flying around aimlessly and purposely crashing into stuff. Then I got bored and did the skydiving which got even more boring because I hate people taking pictures. And how are you suppose to take a picture of smiling people when your plummeting to the ground from whoever knows how high. Yeah because the first thing I think of when I'm falling (possibly to death) is "I want to take some pictures! Screw gravity! It can wait until I get this shot! :D" So that didn't last long.

Panel ... some other language with numbers that represents four-I tried doing more of the swordplay and everything else-but It just kept getting harder. Hmmm maybe the wii is fixed to where it's suppose to be a complete asshole to people who just wan't to play around. Maybe it's the infamous "be a dick" virus. But that's okay because I have found that blunt violence can fix anything! So I'm sure if I beat the system hard and long enough with a heavy object it's all going to turn out great!

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Yeah I know a three year old could have drawn it but I'm taking a small break from any serious drawing (which is why this wasn't next in the series requested by Hellywolfy-I hope he doesn't mind) It will probably only last another lazy drawing or two so no worries.