yaaaay standard!

Perfect for any home :D

I must have 20

Heh, I got one of those.

Dont believe the lies I have tested and examined this new Redacteur technology and discovered these shocking finds, this new device does not emit any signs of physical or societal energy usage further more extensive examinations proved that heavy sexual tension a renewable energy resource in the Redacteurian regions heats the food, the All-wolves have been hiding this from us.

AHH I was just gonna say that IN THOSE EXACT WORDS (true story)

eh hehehe, right on brutha

Off-label usage of the Convention Oven may result in unexpected side effects.

None of the hardware stores sell the the right mental power adapter.

i feel better just being near it

Does it have "more" or anything "free"?

Nothing more is included, but certain mindsets may be freed during usage.

Mmmm..... foooooooooooooooood!

well, all-knowing DOES look pretty happy with it

Can I use my old hegemonic dripping tray?

Sure, but if you've been using it correctly it must be filled up by now. Drippings are best left on the scrap heap of history.

I just read a story about someone who nearly went mad searching for the dustbin of history, I won't tell him about the scrap heap.

will there ever be anything you create that i don't love?

Ah I get it now

BUT WAIT! That's not all! When you order the Convention Oven, you'll also receive our Canon Cutlery set so that you can excise anything around the home which has proven irrelevant or substandard!

And it's available for only a finite number of payments of a wholly understandable price!

I dunno if I want to whitewash my kitchen with Canon.

Zing!

your use of language is as breathtaking as your use of form, line and colour

this, pretty much. I really, REALLY love this image, you are so awesome forever

Aw jeez, you guys!

I have a neo Marxist post structural.... who am I kidding, this is cute. :p

I'm going to a conventional oven convention.

Ugh this ovensuit is so hot

I'm broiling in here!

This will be fantastic for the bakesale