Just a little something I was writing in my spare time. I hope you all like it, and feel free to comment!


*WARNING: Some content may not be suitable for sensitive users. Content does include strong language, real-life mentions, and mild fetish. *



“Life sucks.”

Redmond was just getting out of work. She worked at the local 7-eleven down the street. It was just until she had enough money to find a “real” job. She hated working there. Who knew working at a convenience store would be so stressful? *



Redmond: God, my head hurts. I cannot wait to get home and put my feet up.



*Redmond was not used to having a lot of work put into her hands. She hopped into her Volkswagen and started off home. However, about five minutes later, her phone rang. She had no choice but to pull over and see who it was. When she looked at her notifications, she saw that it said, “Missed call from Spanx.” *



Redmond: Oh, it’s only Spanx. Might as well answer him.


Spanx: Hey Redmond! Where are ya?


Redmond: Just got out of work, I’ll be home soon.


Spanx: Great! I just ordered us dinner, since I knew you’d be home later.


Redmond: You didn’t have to do that.


Spanx: Oh but I did!


Redmond: Thanks, that kinda saves up time. Okay, I’ll be home soon. See ya.


Spanx: See ya, babe! Love ya!


*Redmond hung up, pulled out of her little spot, and headed off for home. About 20 minutes later, she pulled into the driveway of her little suburb home. She was finally happy to be home. She knocked on the door and Spanx let her in. The rabbit was soon pulled into a warm hug from her lover! *


Spanx: So elated that you’re home, Redmond!


Redmond: I don’t think elated is the right word to use.


Spanx: Well in my book, it is! Whenever you come home, I’m always elated to see you!


Redmond: Well, you gonna let me in, or are you just gonna keep me locked up in your arms?



Spanx: Oh, right! Sorry!


*As the two head inside, Spanx set out a plate for himself and Redmond. *


Spanx: Your dish, m’lady.


Redmond: Oh, thank you. What’s for dinner?



Spanx: Chinese, of course!

Redmond: Oh yeah, I forgot we have Chinses on Sundays.


Spanx: Heh, and I thought I was the one who forgets a lot.


Redmond: Heeeey...


Spanx: I’m just teasing ya!



Redmond: You know I don’t like it when you tease me that way!


*After the two ate dinner, Redmond went upstairs to take a shower. She got a little sweaty from running around, sorting bills, and being on her feet so much. When she got out, she combed her soft white fur and put on a light pink robe. Redmond stared at herself in the mirror, only to witness a sloppy, ill-favored look on her face. She truly needed to sleep more due to the bags under her deep yellow eyes. *


Redmond: Holy god, I look like shit.


*She soon stepped out of the bathroom, trying not to look at her unpleasant face. Redmond let out a soft yawn and flopped into bed. Her eyes started to but not until she heard the bedroom door swing open! It was only Spanx! He too hopped into bed, lightly shaking it due to his weight. *


Spanx: Hiya, Redmond! You’re out of the shower earlier than I thought!


Redmond: Yeah, no shit. I took a fast one cause I wanted to get to sleep.


Spanx: Ah, grueling day at work again, eh?


Redmond: Yup.


Spanx: Geez, babe, when will you ever come home and say to me, “Spanx, I just had the best day at work, lemme tell you all about it”?!


Redmond: Spanx, I work at convenience store, not an ice cream parlor. Work isn’t meant to be fun or enjoyable. The only reason why I work at that joint is so we can get an easy buck to pay the rent and crap like that.


Spanx: Oh, and we save up for vacation trips too, right?


Redmond: Yeah, that too. I just wish working at 7-Eleven could be less stressful. Rushing around like a bat of hell, dealing with angry customers, I don’t even know how much change to give back a person!


Spanx: It’s not that hard of a job, babe.


Redmond: It is if you can’t wrap your head around more than one task!


Spanx: You have a point there.


Redmond: Spanx, I just wanna get some shuteye now.


*The fluffy lagomorph rolled over, pulling the covers up to her head. She almost fell into slumber, when Spanx pulled the blankets back, revealing her face again. *


Spanx: Redmond.


Redmond: Ah God, what now, Spanx?! Can’t you see that I’m tired?


Spanx: Sorry, I just want to talk to you. It’s not even nine o’ clock yet.


Redmond: Doesn’t matter. I still wanna sleep!


Spanx: Oh, come on, can’t you just stay up with me a little longer? I promise at nine thirty you can go to sleep.


*Redmond hesitated for a moment. *

Redmond: You promise?


Spanx: I cross my heart, and hope to die.


Redmond: You better not.


Spanx: Say, if you want, I’ll even give you a foot massage. After all, you were on your feet a lot today.


Redmond: Spanx, you really don’t have to do that.


Spanx: Oh, but I do! You are my girlfriend, and you deserve anything you want.


Redmond: Spanx, I’m tell you, you don’t need to give me a foot massage. What do you have? Foot fetish or something?


Spanx: Maybe I might.


Redmond: Oh, so you’re one of those freaks on the internet, huh?


*Upon hearing this, Spanx cocked his head to one side, raised an eyebrow and grinned evilly at Redmond. *


Redmond: Um, Spanx? Why are you looking at me like that?


*Before Redmond could back away from his beloved, the long-tailed weasel pounced on top of her and spanked her little bottom to rile her up! *


“OW!”

*slap*

“F***!”

*slap*

“DAMMIT!”

*slap*

“F---ING STOP YOU SON OF A B*TCH”!



*Spanx gave her a couple more smacks before turning her back over on her back. *


Spanx: There, that’ll teach you to not poke fun at people’s fetishes.


Redmond: What the hell is wrong with you?! You just spanked the living shit outta me!


Spanx: So what? You looked like you enjoyed it.


Redmond: ENJOYED IT?! ARE YOU NUTS?! Look at my ass! There’s five red fingers on there!


Spanx: I will gladly look at your ass.


Redmond: Okay, you know what? Forget I even said that! I sounded really sus there.


Spanx: Naah, you didn’t. I’m your boyfriend, stuff like that doesn’t seem sus tah me.


*The rabbit rubbed her butt slowly from the light pain Spanx gave her. She soon settled down close to her weasel boyfriend and snuggled up to his warm, furred chest. The two animals were now gazing into each other’s eyes lovingly. *


Redmond: Spanx?


Spanx: Yeah?


Redmond: Why did you choose me?


Spanx: What on earth do you mean?


Redmond: I mean, why did you choose me? You know, as your lifelong partner? Weren’t there any female weasels out there for you to get busy with back at Genron?


Spanx: Oh, don’t even mention that hellhole of a facility. Eh, female weasels aren’t that pretty, Redmond. They’re pretty damn ugly if you ask me.


Redmond: Do they have a nice set of fun bags? That is, if you know what I mean!


Spanx: Like you? Naw. They don’t. Plus, my last girlfriend smoked a lot. She was a total bitch who hated my ass.


Redmond: Did you stay with her for long?


Spanx: Yeah, unfortunately.


Redmond: If you hated her that much, why didn’t you just say “Screw you” and walk off?


Spanx: Cause I was afraid all the other weasels would make fun of me for being single. It seemed cool to get hooked up with girls for us.


Redmond: Huh, I see. Well, at least you got me now.


Spanx: Yeah, I’m actually happy I met you back at that...facility. You know, with you having to be indestructible and used to putting makeup on.


Redmond: Yeah, that sucked. Thank God I don’t have to go through that again. And you had to get wires put into your skull.


Spanx: Oof, yeah. That was painful.


Redmond: You know what? Let’s get some sleep and talk about this tomorrow.


Spanx: Alright. Good night, my fluffy little partner. Sweet dreams.


*Spanx hugged his soft companion, pulled the covers up over his head, and instantly went to sleep. Redmond laid down on her side and stared stupidly at the wall. In two minutes, she could hear Spanx snoring deeply. Redmond only sighed. She kissed Spanx on the cheek, stuffed some earplugs into her long ears, and she rolled over.