Are you ok or does that pinch

Hazel called this 'Jade's pigeon shibari picture' the other night and its only made this so much funnier! I fucking love it!

Also I feel like 90% of what GE produces gets advertised by her like this. Just Sierra being unsure what the hell she's looking at, but selling it with a grin and a humiliated Jade (or April or Scott, Jimmy or any other poor SOB who happens to be near by) in the background. "My company prides itself on high quality, top of the line... Whatever this is? Uh... A phone maybe? Or maybe its a really small box?" *Shrugs and tosses it over her shoulder, at which point it explodes into a cloud of pink mist that turns an intern into a bimbo deer* "OH SHIT! Its a bimbo grenade! Cool! People want to buy that kinda thing right?"

Bimbo deer toddles off screen, but they already have several bids for the grenades... and the deer.

Heheh sounds about right yes.

The head of HR would normally have something to say about this, but she's a very horny cow girl named Michel who is VERY MUCH down for any nonsense Sierra wants to pull. (You'd like her, heh)

Horny cow girls?!!?!?!? Nah, definitely not my type >> (JKJK)

Heh well there is a bit of art of her in some of Jade's (GoldenGryphon) older pics here on her gallery, but ya she's gonna be showing up in future stories! There is a novel length story I've been working on with Jade and Hazel for a bit and while she's not a major character she DOES have a cameo!

And I mean, like... Hazel is INCURABLY cow crazy and I am incurably in love with her so like, me and Jade will just have to do more with that in future.

But ya keep an eye out for Michel, Gryphon Enterprise's head of HR and milk production... Two jobs that at this company are DEEPLY intertwined!

I'm super excited, I will do just that! And excellent work as always GG!

If it's cutting edge tech, better stay seated and keep arms and legs inside at all times during the ride

i always love this meme lmao