That is so funny xD

Damn dragons I swear!
Gotta boop em on the snoots so much!

What do we dragons do that is so evil?
I have nothing against boops. My snout is big enough^^

*boops you back*

How heckin dare D:!

Gang snootboop

*Boops as well*

Because yes and reasons. *smolboop*

but will you be a pretty maiden?

I aint no heckin maiden D:

I'm a shiny knight!

bullied

no heckin lie about it! Mean ol dragons!

I think he mistook the game for "Lay the Dragon".

I thought dragons were supposed to be smart! Damnit D:

Oh they are highly intelligent creatures indeed. It's just that most of the time, they think with their crotch. :p

*raeg* I WANTED TO SAY THAT!

Haha, I was actually surprised that nobody commented with that pun before me. Guess I just happened to be online at the right time to get the privilege of posting it first. XD

I'm sure you'll be a pretty maiden. ; )

Whose side are you on >:o

And here I thought you'd love the idea. XD

That's so cute and funny xD

Sometimes you just gotta smack a foo!

ha

HELP! I need a bigger sword!

hmm no i think you would make a lovely maiden in the tower as well so im siding with the dragon but ill send some hot cocoa for supplies <3

Split the difference: you're the handsome prince locked in the tower, waiting for the battle princess to come save you~


He could also be mistaking your for an XL kobold, and is just adopting you~

The artists twitter post had one person calling me the cutest kobold so your latter suggestion could very well be true xD

What a jerk! >:[

I need to make a petition or something >:o

Simply adorable
Well at least he is kind enough to not hurt you too much and actually provides your cutie a little bit of training and wise idea - dragons never play fair
Lovely art

And hear I thought dragons were suppose to be all honorable and regal and noble and stuff >:o those bastards!

You'll love the Maiden tower where you can laze in a pile of pillows while sipping hot cocoa with marshmallows and nibbling on mozzarella sticks.

Well, that's my Maiden towers. Not sure about his

That sounds like a pretty nice darned tower >...>

With dragonesses such as myself, the issue is the other way around: The game isn't SLAY the Dragon, it's LAY the Dragon, and we get rather miffed when someone tries to play Slay the Dragon instead.

I don't doubt when the knights get there they are quick to willingly change games from Slay to Lay!

*lays the dragoness*

*lewd, pleasured roaring*

You'll have to try harder than that if you want to become a full fledged shurian knight!

Well son of a bitch >:o

Hey! We Dragons know how to have a good time thank you very much.

By cheatin! >:o

It's what we do best :>

Of course this's how the game works, you get a chance to slay the dragon, and if you fail, the dragon gets to turn you into the captured princess, and do as they will with you. you have to wait till the next hero comes along to save you and slay the dragon them selves. If THEY slay the dragon then they win, and get to BE the dragon next round. If they fail, then THEY become the princess and you go free and get to try again.

Of course that means this is a 3 player game at minimum, so if there's only 2 of you... I guess the princess just has to wait till the dragon gets bored and wants to swap places.

I came up with all that in like ten seconds, wth?

I'd say that's some pretty good rules though :o

Poke fingers into his nostrils, then he will have to open his mouth at some point for sure :D

He's got some pretty big fuggin nostrils... that's gonna take alotta fingers!

I mean.. u can always resolve to fisting XDD

Time to go ORA ORA ORA On a bitch O.O!

FATALITY!

nomf tail

D:<

Drayk, you fool! that's a WOODEN sword, that deals crush damage type, which dragon's have huge resistances against by being both Large Creatures and their natural high crush defence due to their scaley hides! no wonder your boops are doing nothing, you're basically inflicting chip damage!

Chip damage aye... then I will show no mercy with my dorito blade >:O!!!!

What flavor Dorito blade? Nacho cheese? :P

xD hru today also nice uwu

So far so good :D
sadly the weekend comes to an end!

I'm sure he has a nice frilly dress waiting for you back at the lair. And one of those conical caps maiden's wear. :P

Nevah!

Dragon (This is mine now!)

Seems to be the case xD

roll dice!

gonna crit!..

You DO make for a pretty good maiden though~ *snicker* >:3

Nu uh! Lies... Slander!
also on that note.
https://www.furaffinity.net/view/15079364/

Mmmhmm you say that and then show me something that says otherwise.

I didn't wear it voluntarily D:<

Calumny!

Cute!

you do make a good maiden tho...

Haha, that one's pretty amusing. Though, you don't look amused, clearly.

Dang dragons think they're so cool and smug and stuff >:o

Yeah! Just because they're like, the best thing ever, doesn't mean ya gotta rub it in all the time.