Introducing the all-new Luxray taur model! Ever felt incomplete, like you're missing your other half? With the Jordan-brand bottom taur model, you can fill in that half with a big round cat so unique, you'd swear it was one of a kind!

"How'd I manage to get turned into this..." The thought floated in Erakir-turned-Panzu's head as text, but the irritated grumbling from Jordan could be felt through their cyberkitty electronic connection.

"I think my four lower paws are thinking too much again. C'mere you~" Panzu lifted Jordan's dominant front left paw up, rubbing over the fat thing. Panzu's Luxray half shuddered, a murr uploading into the cat's mind. He could pull his paw away in defiance... butpawrubsweredownrightdopaminehacks.

"Aa-aaah, that's cheating! <3" Jordan's half of the taur purred.

"Now now, it's not my fault you rear-ended me while I was running upgrade processes, nya! So you're gonna be my big fat kitty paws until my diagnyastics finds a way to de-cyborg you from me. Estimated time... one week, at least so it says right now!"

The Luxray bottom half uploaded a written huff, all that fluster packed into the one word. "Just, don't forget to rub my belly too, alright? Say, how'd I manage to get fatter by rear-ending you??"

Panzu snickered. "Well you stole my legs, thank you very much! And I stole everything from your neck up. All that extra mass has to be filed into storage somewhere, nya!"

"There's way too much mass here for just three missing limbs..." Grumble grumble.

"So I maaayyyy be using you as a battery too. Operating 48 or more hours without needing a recharge is too good a benefit to pass up! Luxray model taurs are no joke on battery capacity."

"I-Is that why my tail's been plugged into the wall everywhere we go?? Panzu, I s2g, I better not have all this weight when we decouple!!"

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This was shamelessly inspired by this art by kehei (link), which Erakir and I liked a lot. Erakir was going through a phase of being Panzu's clone, which resulted in this two-character, three-starring image! The blurb is wholly original, written for this upload.

Sometime in the future, I need to commission Silver for a full Luxray taur. Just, gosh. <3

Co-starring   Erakir and technically Panzucakes from Twitter

Artist:   soul-silver-dragon
Original post: https://www.furaffinity.net/view/35627558/
Original date: 3/27/2020