my first one was derpy, so i did three instead of actually putting effort into it because this is pokemon and pokemon is all about quantity. it doesn't matter if your starter alone can singlehandedly rape the elite four, or that you've toppled criminal empires and discovered the untold secrets of the universe and all creation, professor tree will still see you as a failure, that look of utter disappointment written across his face, if you haven't yet caught ALL EIGHT HUNDRED THOUSAND OF THEM for his precious research. first your father, now him. no man will ever love you.