You sit down on your couch holding the strange package you found on your doorstep. You open it up and see an ordinary silver dollar along with a note. You pick up the coin and hold it in your right hand, and then pick up the note with your opposite hand and read it.

“This enchanted coin has been imbued with two wishes. One wish on heads and one wish on tails. The power of these wishes may only affect you and only you, and are able grant you anything you desire free of rules or conditions. But beware. Any wish you make CANNOT be undone in any shape or form at any time, even by another wish. With that in mind, please enjoy your two wishes!”

After dropping the note, you look down at the allegedly magic coin in your hand with skepticism. You don't believe in magic and wishes at all. The whole thing is obviously a bad pathetic joke. Rolling your eyes, your mind cycles through various thoughts to find the most random thing you can think of. Eventually, you end up saying, "I wish I was Meow Skulls." Meow Skulls is your favorite Fortnite character, so it makes sense you'd think of that.

The heads up coin in your hand flashes once. This surprises you briefly, but you chalk it up to your imagination. But then, your feet suddenly feel quite cold. You look down and see that your shoes and socks have disappeared. Then, your toes start to fuse together, and fur begins to grow on your feet. You watch in utter disbelief as you feel your ten toes become only six, with your short nails growing into slightly longer pointer claws. Your feet become bigger and longer, until finally they resemble big flat paws, one brown and one gray.

You grab your right ankle and pull your right leg up to get a look at the bottom of your right foot. It clearly has big paw pads on it, and it twitches and moves and responds to your every thought.

You feel your vision change and actually improve as your eyes get bigger, and you feel whiskers and fur pop out of your face. Warm fur covers your body, and your ears move up your head and change shape and position. You then feel something bunching up under your rear, and you reach behind and pull out your new tail. It feels strange, having an extra appendage sticking out of your rear, being able to move and feel it being touched as easily as an arm or a leg.

At this point, you notice the change in your hands. Your hands become white and covered in soft fur as your nails sink into your fingers only to pop out as shark pointy claws. At least you still have ten fingers total.

Finally, your remaining clothes all suddenly turn into Meow Skulls' outfit. You feel the undershirt, hoodie, and jeans on your skin through your fur, as well as your hat hug the top of your head warmly. The fish bone chain connecting the phone in your pocket to your jeans rattles along with the sardine can bandolier across your chest.

You also notice that you're the same sex you've always been. This made sense to you, as although Meow Skulls was canonically a girl, the character design just happened to hit in such a way that it could pass as either boy or girl depending on how one looked at it, especially with the alternate white and pink Cloud Nine skin.

You remained seated, processing the changes and taking stock of yourself. You are most attracted to your new foot paws. You reach out and grab your toes, smiling as you gently touch your claws and squeeze the digits. You like the center of your paw pads, then lightly scratch at them with your new claws. You laugh a little at your attempts to tickle yourself, then you eagerly get up. You conclude that you won't be needing shoes anymore, as your new paw pads feel tough and strong. You are eager to walk around on them outside.

It is at that moment that the realization strikes you. You can't go outside. You can't go anywhere looking like this. In this world, you're a freak. A mutant half cat half human cryptid. Every government on the planet would want to capture and study you, and most people would either shoot you dead on sight or capture and sell you for a fortune. Panic grips your heart as you realize your civilized, cushy life is over; and you regret making that stupid wish.

In the next instance, hope returns when you remember that you still have one more wish. You quickly spot the coin on the floor and quickly crawl over to it to pick it up with your pointy clawed fingers. You hold it in the palm of your hand and flip it tails up and say, "I wish I was human again."

You stare at the coin expectantly, waiting for it to glow. Waiting for something to happen. You glance at your foot paws and nothing seems to be changing. Then you remember the note, and how it said your wishes can never be undone, even by another wish. You finally realize that you can never change back to your old human self.

Panic briefly grips your heart until you take a moment to count your positives. Your sex hasn't changed, you still have all of your original memories and personality, and you also still have one more wish to salvage your life. You think hard for quite a while, but you are unable to think of a wish that will allow yourself to work, shop, play, and function in human society in this world.

But then it occurs to you. Not in this world, but perhaps in another world. . .

Looking down at the magic coin, you say, "I wish I was in the word of Fortnite."

The coin flashes again, and then you are enveloped in a bright flash of pale blue light. The next thing you know, you are in freefall high above a very familiar island. Something flies out of your pocket, and you grab onto it out of reflex. You realize that it's Meow Skull's iconic glider, and you laugh as you float down towards the island.

You land on your foot paws, and your glider shrinks and zips back into your pocket.

“Sup,” a voice says.

You turn and see none other than the REAL Meow Skulls chilling on a lawn chair. She smiles at you and says, “You must be one of those ‘variants’ of us. That’s cool. We all know the real dealios when we see them. My big bro knows the real me. I know the real him. We all just now. Your shiny clothes help too.”

You look down and see that your clothing is bluish, glowing, and shimmering. You realize that you’re in Meow Skulls’ Spectral-style Skin.

Meow Skulls stood up and said, “So yeah. For some reason, most variants think the storm closes in after only 15 minutes or something. Don’t know why they think that. Anyway, just to let ya know, it actually takes 24 hours for it to all go down, then the island resets and all of us loop again. So, feel free to relax and chill all you want.”

Meow Skull walked over to a dirtbike and got onto it. He smirked at you and said, “Catch ya later.”

After watching her motoring away, you smile and pull up your map to plot out which location, and which character, you’d like to meet next.