"Oh hi neighbor! Thought I'd get some fishing in while the weather was perfect. Fish like the rain for some reason, or as they probably call it, "place-we-live falling". Working idea."

"What're you staring at? Do I have something on my-- ah! Right! You see, I forgot I traded my raincoat for Bruce's pinball machine. Definitely got the better end of the deal; that thing keeps me up all night just trying to beat all his old high scores. Buuut then I realized that I had nothing to keep my fur dry when I went out in the rain. Dug through all my old unworn outfits and found this little number. Took me a bit to work out how to get my ears in the hood, and just as much time to get the rest of me into it. Had to trade one of my several unused palm tree lamps to Cherry for some rubber lubricant. Dunno what she has so much of that for, nor why she was so adamant about a palm tree lamp..."

"But hey, this suit's got a ton of pros! First off, economically, I'm saving on laundry. No shirt, no pants, no sock, no... erm... look I'm going commando for a darn good reason. And also, in the rain, self-cleaning! I've been splashing around in muddy puddles and the rain just washes it away. Did I mentions it's actually super comfortable? I guess the only drawback is how noisy and squeaky it can be indoors. And the fact that whoever made it forgot to leave a zipper for going to the... well, we'll cross that bridge when we get to it."

"What? You think this would be offensive to our frog neighbors? Naw! In fact, I was over at Prince's place a few hours ago playing SNES with him. He complimented my color choices on the costume, but I have to admit it's hard to pull off Hadoken's in mitts like this."

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A really dumb idea I had a while back.