How do you lose that argument?

And cute picture.

Tell him to set fire to the tree! That'll prove him right when the Yeti uses its snow powers to put the fire out!

Ohhh. DON'T encourage Mr. I Know All The Monsters!

-chants- Do it, do it, do it. Then just to make sure the windingo doesn't come and curse you, take off all your clothes and perform the sacred dance of shoogago. You put your thumbs under your arms, and move your elbows up and down while calling out "Bak bak bak bak!" ....the name of the ancient enemy of Windingos and evil Yeti, and ally of good Yeti.

Aaaand the neighbors shrink back and fish for pitchforks, salamis and any other fairly lethal obsects near at hand. Then comes the rally and charge...

Aw. I was hoping they would have him taken to a mental instutution that was really a front of a labatory, where he would be subjected to various exparements and turned into a super solder, hypnosis/mind-control used to keep him line.

And the stunned look. Evidently I caught it when it was just stepping out of the shower...or something.