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Meet the Infurnationals: Pork Skin (Texas Independence Day)
Name: Pork Skin
Species: Duroc Pig
Age: 48
Likes: Trucks, Sitcoms, Blowjobs, Rimjobs, Toilet humor, Baseball, Jockstraps, Musky scent
Dislikes: Liars, Sarcasm, Sass, Tough guy wannabes, Drama, Politics, Homophobes, Hate crimes
Favorite Food: Pecan Pie
Occupation: Pornographic Film Actor
Birthplace: Texas, USA
Body Type: Musclegut
Weapon: Two Chainsaw Shotguns
Title: Chainsaw Gunning Swine
Fursonal Quote: “This pork butt isn't gonna eat itself, you know?”
Mr. H: "Did you know that March 2nd is Texas Independence Day? That's because the Texas Declaration of Independence marked the start of the Republic of Texas back in 1836. Although, it's not actually an official holiday. Instead, it's a "partial staffing holiday". Now, with that being said, here comes another warrior from the LSS - "Lone Star State". Heeeeeeere's, Pork Skin! Not gonna lie, this dude looks tough as nails. And the fact that he's a pornographic film actor, I bet he enjoys getting his ham pounded. I mean, just...damn, man. Bro is thiccer than slab bacon. When they say "everything is bigger in Texas", they're not kidding around. Anyways, now Pork Skin looks like a bullying type. No joke. In fact, this guy bullies in a...sexual...sort of way. It's like he's doing that on purpose because that's the person he lowkey chose to do him in the butt. Just because he's one horny bastard, that doesn't mean he'll go easy on you. In other words, Pork Skin CAN throw some punches. Which is why he got these two chainsaw shotguns he wields in battle. It's like a sawed-off shotgun, but with a chainsaw. So, yeah. Pork Skin can straight up shoot ya like he's on a hunt, and saw your ass in half like he's chopping meat. Hehe."
Species: Duroc Pig
Age: 48
Likes: Trucks, Sitcoms, Blowjobs, Rimjobs, Toilet humor, Baseball, Jockstraps, Musky scent
Dislikes: Liars, Sarcasm, Sass, Tough guy wannabes, Drama, Politics, Homophobes, Hate crimes
Favorite Food: Pecan Pie
Occupation: Pornographic Film Actor
Birthplace: Texas, USA
Body Type: Musclegut
Weapon: Two Chainsaw Shotguns
Title: Chainsaw Gunning Swine
Fursonal Quote: “This pork butt isn't gonna eat itself, you know?”
Mr. H: "Did you know that March 2nd is Texas Independence Day? That's because the Texas Declaration of Independence marked the start of the Republic of Texas back in 1836. Although, it's not actually an official holiday. Instead, it's a "partial staffing holiday". Now, with that being said, here comes another warrior from the LSS - "Lone Star State". Heeeeeeere's, Pork Skin! Not gonna lie, this dude looks tough as nails. And the fact that he's a pornographic film actor, I bet he enjoys getting his ham pounded. I mean, just...damn, man. Bro is thiccer than slab bacon. When they say "everything is bigger in Texas", they're not kidding around. Anyways, now Pork Skin looks like a bullying type. No joke. In fact, this guy bullies in a...sexual...sort of way. It's like he's doing that on purpose because that's the person he lowkey chose to do him in the butt. Just because he's one horny bastard, that doesn't mean he'll go easy on you. In other words, Pork Skin CAN throw some punches. Which is why he got these two chainsaw shotguns he wields in battle. It's like a sawed-off shotgun, but with a chainsaw. So, yeah. Pork Skin can straight up shoot ya like he's on a hunt, and saw your ass in half like he's chopping meat. Hehe."
Category Artwork (Digital) / General Furry Art
Species Pig / Swine
Size 1912 x 1927px
File Size 1.72 MB
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