"Good day, ladies and gentlemen. My name is Abigail Desmond. I'm charmed to meet you."

"I've just opened up my etiquette school and am looking for pupils. Both those looking to improve their standings in high society and those looking to change their behavior. And young men and ladies in need of some firm discipline, please don't hesitate to come my way. I'm sure you might think manners and dinner behavior are beneath you, but I assure you, it's always useful to know how to properly behave like civilized beasts."

"And don't worry. If you can't find me, I'll find you~"