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Stuff Rathy Hates - Ninja (2010)
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Fuckin American/European film makers, quit putting white boys in ninja movies! It doesnt work anymore and they always suck ass! (no, this isnt prejudice against caucasian actors or actresses, just their performances thus far in ninja movies) Seriously, what little there was to use to adapt western culture into a ninja movie has been long since used up! STOP IT! Let the Asians have their genre back!
Reminds me of when Jet Li wasted his talent in War. Uuugh...
This is a straight to DVD release and its bad. Most of the movie, its the stupid westerner orphan ninja (played by Scott Adkins, whom the director seems to have a fetish for since Adkins is in most his movies) in New York who is often being pursued by people who arent even ninjas and he gets smacked around a lot! The box is a lie. It shows a ninja standing looking at the skyline of New York. Is that supposed to be the main character? because when the movie goes western, the main charachter is NEVER in a ninja outfit! The villain, his rival from ninja school, is the only one who wears a ninja outfit through most of the movie and the villain is the one on the promotional poster! wtf!?
Fuck you, Isaac Florentine, your movies were always lacking and just pure suckage. Dont go find this movie and if you see, shuriken the fucker out a window.
Ninja © Isaac Florentine
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Rath_Raholand
Fuckin American/European film makers, quit putting white boys in ninja movies! It doesnt work anymore and they always suck ass! (no, this isnt prejudice against caucasian actors or actresses, just their performances thus far in ninja movies) Seriously, what little there was to use to adapt western culture into a ninja movie has been long since used up! STOP IT! Let the Asians have their genre back!
Reminds me of when Jet Li wasted his talent in War. Uuugh...
This is a straight to DVD release and its bad. Most of the movie, its the stupid westerner orphan ninja (played by Scott Adkins, whom the director seems to have a fetish for since Adkins is in most his movies) in New York who is often being pursued by people who arent even ninjas and he gets smacked around a lot! The box is a lie. It shows a ninja standing looking at the skyline of New York. Is that supposed to be the main character? because when the movie goes western, the main charachter is NEVER in a ninja outfit! The villain, his rival from ninja school, is the only one who wears a ninja outfit through most of the movie and the villain is the one on the promotional poster! wtf!?
Fuck you, Isaac Florentine, your movies were always lacking and just pure suckage. Dont go find this movie and if you see, shuriken the fucker out a window.
Ninja © Isaac Florentine
Artwork ©
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Category Artwork (Digital) / General Furry Art
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see but that when you have to ask are we talking about these martial artist in thier prime.. cause currently Jet li is 47 and Chuck Norris is 70, there their Jackie Chan who is 56. but in their prime Chuck and Jackie had some training under Bruce lee and Chuck has the martial artist record of 183-10-2. I say if they were all in their prime, it would be a very good fight.. but wait.. aren't we suppose to be talking about fake ninja?
Well, you could argue that I suppose, but there have been plenty of Chuck Norris movies when he was in his prime and he -still- didnt impress me. Ive seen old Jackie Chan and Jet Li movies and they DO impress me even in the old films. Im not saying Chuck Norris sucks ass, he can fight for sure, but Im certainly no fan.
But yes, we are supposed to be talking about fake ninja! o:
But yes, we are supposed to be talking about fake ninja! o:
Thank you for warning me. I was tempted on several times to borrow the movie, and I am glad I have not - I thought it was a movie that was set in the not-too distant future with ninjas and cool stuff like that, but now I know better. Pitty no movie developer makes awesome movies like that anymore. :c
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