lol!

If she's not careful she might be the one who gets deep fried.

Ding, level's done
Ding, level's done
I gotta run
I gotta run
I work for the Horde
Making dragon scale hat
Would you like some [Dragon Pie] with that
Ding, level's done
Ding, level's done
I gotta run
I gotta run
Don't aggro guys with skull and red
The priest can't clear effect: bled
Wait for the sign
Can't click in time
Wait for the sign
Can't click in time.

DING, LEV EL'S DOOOOONE.

You syrr... Have way too much free time.

Its good though.

I spent a minute on it!

Nice! very very nice.

-B!

You win the thread.

Now send that to Oxhorn. :)

Guess times are tough even for dragon slayers.

Honestly, in a quasi-modern fantasy world, I could see 2/3 of all Berserkers having food service jobs in their back story. There's nothing like being forced to wait or cook for complete douchebags day in and day out for generating that hate for all living things.

That or retail.
.. Or child services.
.. or animal rescue..

As a retail worker (for more years than I care to count), I agree wholeheartedly. I've almost gone bloodrage several times (with Exotic Weapon Proficiency: Stapler). Brr.

This would be a cool Desktop wall paper.

Agreed!

Have to wonder though, which one of them the dialogue is for :)

Well duhh, the line is for...
for...
...

hmmm....
Ya, does make you wonder...

The golden arches are mysteriously bronze...

Yeah, golden fries just don't cut it :)

Yeah, golden fries just don't cut it :)

"Someone with your job skills could easily find work in either the housekeeping or food service industries."

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crispy and good with ketchup!

People go best with Barbecue sauce!

But what if they're dire fries?

From Dire Potatoes?

no, fry making does give you xp, 1 point a batch.
GOD IT TAKES FOREVER

....you've never played "Burger RPG 2000" have you? Also, I think that dragon is just staring at her boobs.

I have to agree with her... fighting a dragon has more dignity than working the deep-fryer.

Nono, see, she's not fighting the dragon. The dragon is her "partner" in a live, adult's only show they're about to put on...

..."Dragon Punch"?

Meh, I'd hit it. XD

No paper hat for starters!

Amen... although here you might have chain-mail bikinis.

Sometimes... a job just isn't worth it... I'll leave it open to interpretation which I'm reffering to here.

Dice rollers of the world unite!

OH GAWD OH GAWD OH GAWD OH GAWD. I just natural one'ed guys.

True dat...

It does if the DM says it does! (Hint: find a DM that worked in fast food)

it's funnier if you picture the dragon as being the one speaking.

t does change the feel of it.

I thought you get cooking exp from fries.

Not too much... not enough to level very far.

-B!

I'm such the minor exp and coppers made there will start to add up once she increases her speed with it.

Making fries out of a creature like that should be worth a lot of gold and exp.

LOL, I think dragon slaying is a much safer line of work than working at a fast food joint.

What are you taling about man?

You mean you've never done the "The Chip Monk and the Fish Friar" Quest?
Loads of Gold and XP in that one.


Fun pic there

Shh... you'll give Blizzard questname ideas.

I would surely hate to have him be doing the deep frying.

He doesn't even need oil to do it!

-B!

Hm. Dragon Fries... :9

A customer service job, especially in the food industry, would drive me to dragon slaying too - or dragon-laying if a dragoness played her cards right... berseker and/or pimp ftw

OHAHAHAHAAAA....! your avatar is hilarious!

Fighting dragons or short order cook at BK.

One of those jobs has a very high risk of giving you horrific burns with lifelong scars as a result, to say nothing of the angry goblins you will find along the way.

The other requires you to hunt dragons.

Whose for deep fired?

Bah! Only if you do it wrong!

"Because you don't get gold and exp making fries!"

You do however get delicious fries.

pardon my asking, but this has been nagging me...why do you always opt for a jagged beak look on draconic creatures instead of a muzzle with teeth?

To me it looks more monstrous and deadly.

-B!

fair enough. nice piece, as usual. always like how you shade these pencil-sketch looking works.

Cool dragon.

You only level up when the supervisor quits, moves on, or gets caught with the new -high school- cashier...

I can make up to 5 xp from baking! :B

Back when I worked fast food we had a wyrmling on fries. Thought he was a big shit. The barbarian on drive thru used to give him hell all the time, going all berserk rage in the middle of lunch rush and putting a large in a small just to fuck with him. We had a paladin on control that actually went by the timer tags, which meant we had to cook fresh junk all the time and the wyrmling just couldn't keep up. He ended up blast burping the front line on a Monday afternoon and our shift manager - an elf ranger with nice cans - wasted three +2 arrows on his sorry ass.

Nice art, btw!

Yep, it's the sign of the Times; and inspite of the Trials and the Tribulations of it all, it's high time 4 the Warrior Lady to get her Big Payoff from an Oversized Menace of a Dragon.

-Provided it doesn't Kill her and do Horrible, and Unspeakable, things first- -XD-

Thanks 4 the PIC with the Lusty Lady going All or Nothing on Big Bad Draggy, B!

-Always brings a smile to my face on my, or your, Best and Worst days, mann.

Later, my friend; let's pray that this ends well 4 her.

-Either she's gonna have Moolah beyond her Wildest Dreams or become the Main Course on the Dragon's Menu; like BK, have it your way- -XD-

Well.. you can probably get xp and gold for retail work in the next Fable.

Hmmmm....are these two a team...cause that would be AWESOME!