Why should I have to pay to TAKE A SHIT? That's not fair. When I gotta go, I gotta go.

Except that pay toilets might have certain amenities- I used a public pay toilet when I was feeling nauseous and about to throw up only to find that the toilet was stocked with antacids along with anti-diarrheal medicine, aspirin, condoms, and even fun-size Snickers bars, all provided with a dollar admission, limit one per customer.