This is a children's story, but it encourages them to do something that would make parents furious! It's really tame and written obviously for a younger crowd, so I am keeping the "general audience" rating, but I should warn you to never ever tell this story to little kids!

With the way it is written it would be nice to see if anyone could do some illustrations for each line break. If you do try it, try to make it look like a children's book illustration and keep it clean too! I dare you. This is a dare!