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Hello. It's Deva Xenelis, AKA that big honkin' kangaroo who wants everyone and everything in her pouch.
For Tera's birthday, I asked him what he would like.
In fairness, I should have known he would dodge the question. He loves living things just as I do. And while I'm sure he has some dream pets, he'd never tell anyone what they are for fear that someone in NEED of a home or guardian would get passed over. I'll bet even if I surprised him by heaving a Muk on top of him in the bathtub, he'd still tell me he loved it and make sure that big purple pile of sentient sludge felt at home.
So I should have known better than to ask him... But he, in turn, should have known better than to respond to me "Eh, just do whatever you would want done for yourself."
"Oh, come on Tera, you know me," I replied. "It would be easier to list what I would NOT want to have as a pet."
"Alright," Tera replied. "Then make the list, that way there will be no risk of me ever giving you a crappy birthday or Christmas."
An hour of staring at the blank screen later, I returned to him and said: "Let me rephrase that. It would be easier to list things I WOULD want as a pet, but my superiors in the Special Associates would never let me."
(sigh) So here it is. Here are twelve things I would absolutely love to find, put in my pouch and love, but for one reason or another, I can't.
#12: SCP-1471-A, AKA: Malo.
I'm starting the list with this one because, technically, I COULD have her. The Associates understand the general concept behind this one and have determined that it is, by their standards, a safe entity. So I could download the app. and have Malo in my life right now if I wanted to.
Just... Not in the WAY I would want to.
WHY NOT?
Malo may be a safe entity, but she's also a very confusing one. Even the commanding officers within the Special Associates (one of which is rumored to be Satan himself) cannot figure out what she is; are completely stumped as to whether or not she is a spirit, A.I., or a fictional entity created by an elusive third party.
So while I do have permission to download the app. and let Malo into my life, I can't do anything beyond that. The closest I could ever come to having her in my pouch would be if she took a picture of me and photoshopped herself into it, and even then, I still wouldn't be able to pet her or feel her movements as she snuggled in and made herself comfortable with me.
Likeliness of ever happening (LOEH): High*
#11: Pepita
Once again, I technically COULD have this one... But there wouldn't be much point to it.
WHY NOT?
Pepita only appears as an Alebrije in the Land of the Dead. And as a general rule of thumb, we have to try to stay out of other afterlife as much as possible.
I certainly could adopt Pepita, but I would only have her as a normal cat. And while my commanding officers wouldn't necessarily stop me from taking her in, it would be really hard to explain to them why I felt it so important to divert time and resources in order to do so.
LOEH: Normal.
#10: Ratatoskr
Technically, this one is also possible, but in the opposite way. I technically COULD become Ratatoskr's owner ON PAPER. But the adoption would be a sham; would only serve to suffice as further legal protection should someone else from our world attempt to claim Ratatoskr for themselves as well. If that happened, we would, instead of planning a daring rescue, produce the documents showing that I already had ownership of him to force our world's own legal departments to do the work for us.
But I would never GENUINELY have him.
WHY NOT?
Ratatoskr is vital to his cosmology. He is the appointed caretaker of the World Tree -- not just one entire realm, but the realm that binds together and supports all the others.
At best, we could possibly create a link to one of our own realms to the World Tree via my own residence and allow him to come in as an occasional guest. But given that the World Tree prohibited him from even visiting the other realms in his cosmology, I doubt even that would happen.
LOEH: Normal*
#9: Space Ice Wolves
There are actually a lot of things from within the Central Finite Curve I would gladly open my pouch to. But rather than have the entire list be dominated by CFC natives all with the exact same reason why not, I settled for these space ice wolves that don't appear to have received much attention so I just MIGHT be able to yoink one away and nobody would notice.
At least assuming I could get anywhere near them.
WHY NOT?
First, let me take a rare opportunity to let some air out of the ego of one of the multiverse's greatest egomaniacs by saying this: He did not invent nor build the Central Finite Curve.
And for that matter, Evil Morty didn't destroy it either. At best, Dr. Sanchez located it, identified it for what it was, and build the mechanisms by which they accessed it. But we in the Associates have identified SEVERAL curves and use them quite frequently.
There's a theory that people are actually constantly jumping between dimensions, albeit always into a dimension where the differences between them are invisible to them. Dr. Sanchez and co. experienced this for themselves when, after traveling to a different dimension on short notice, they ended up in one where the only difference between it and the one they escaped was how the word "Parmesan" is pronounced.
In layman's terms, this is because familiarity is the common link. Which is fortunate, because if dimensional travel had the potential to open up ANY alternate dimension at random, the most likely result would be to wind up in one with a natural order completely out of sync with your own, or worse, no natural order at all.
So in order to experience safe dimensional travel between dimensions that are vastly different in nature, you first have to establish a C.F.C.
This is why, despite being from alternate universes, you and I both speak English. We used, among other things, the languages of our world as a C.F.C. This allows us to (for lack of a better phrase) skip over all of the worlds that are very much like our own but in which the languages evolved differently and into worlds that developed in wildly different ways but in which, against all odds, all of the most commonly spoken languages are exactly the same in both.
What does this have to do with Dr. Sanchez's Central Finite Curve? The fact that his is anchored to Dr. Rick Sanchez being the smartest man in the universe. And super-genius Rick Sanchez is not only a psychotic nihilist who seemingly does nothing but bellyache about how he has no patience for anything that has any sort of purpose to it, he may actually have the capacity to reverse-engineer our own Curves and travel to our world. Which, if his previous behavior is anything to go by, would very likely result in a lot of bloodshed.
I know the Associates are paying very close attention to everything within the Central Finite Curve, but as far as I know, all they can do for now is observe.
So while there are so many things from within the Central Finite Curve I would love to give a much more loving, much more stable home, it isn't worth risking the safety of everyone I am already looking after, if not the fate of my whole cosmology. I can only hope that much more capable agents are working to secure as much as they can and that one of them will think of me when trying to find one of them a home.
LOEH: Improbable.
#8: Soccadillo
I think I already covered this in my list of things that are scary but I'd take them as a pet anyway. I singled out the Soccadillo among them, however, because there is something that distinguishes him from many of Finster's other creations.
He survived. He was last seen on the planet Onyx, well after the complete annihilation of the United Alliance of Evil.
WHY NOT?
While he no longer appears to be pure evil, he was still created that way.
Greater emphasis, in this case, on the word "created". Soccadillo, like most of Finster's creations, was molded out of a special clay that was mechanically infused with evil. Under those circumstances, he would be classified as an alien construct, which is outside of my usual field of expertise.
While it's not completely out of the question that I might EVENTUALLY become Soccadillo's caretaker, it would only occur AFTER I had turned him over to the relevant departments, assuming they determined that it was safe for him to be released into my custody at all.
I've worked with enough things of dark, infernal, negative, or otherwise "evil-adjacent" origins to know that evil is not a thing in the most literal sense, and that it is very unlikely Finster's creations were literally infused with evil. But I'm not the one who would be able to determine what kind of power was used in its place.
Even if he did pass, they would probably want to retain him as a reference should anyone find any other surviving "evil clay golems".
LOEH: Low.
#7: Blizzard Wolfrang
Similar to #9 and #8, there are a lot of mavericks that I thought were cute and would salvage if I could (Why not? I got three of the four Toy Animatronics back into working order). I singled out Blizzard Wolfrang because, if what I've heard is true, he fought very hard and suffered an awful lot before finally succumbing to corruption. He might be the least cuddly entry on this list, but that's balanced out by all the sympathy I feel for him.
WHY NOT?
Once again, as a robot, Blizzard Wolfrang is outside of my usual department. On top of that, he was the victim of corrupted programming.
Unlike Soccadillo, who would only be subject to rigorous screening, Blizzard Wolfrang might need to be completely rebooted, or worse, reprogrammed from scratch.
At the end of that, there might not be anything of the original Blizzard Wolfrang left.
LOEH: Low.
#6: Rover
Technically, since he hails from an apocalyptic world, I could, once access were established, take him and all the surviving humans he has befriended out with me. Which, since the majority of the survivors are under eighteen, I absolutely should.
But I wouldn't be able to keep Rover. At least not at first.
WHY NOT?
Rover is a monster. Just like the evil clay golem and the corrupted robot, the Associates would insist on giving Rover a full medical screening to determine if he was originally a normal animal that mutated, or if he had been born like that after a period of accelerated evolution.
In the case of the former, they would very likely treat the mutation as a disease and try to return him to his natural state. If the latter, there is the possibility I could get him back, but it'd be unlikely given that his droppings appear to be radioactive... Though it was being disposed of by one of the kids, who doesn't seem to have suffered any ill consequences... I suppose, if everything worked out, I could use that "bond pair" rule that allowed me to keep all the humans I have here. But that would be a long shot at best.
LOEH: Unlikely.
#5: Totoro
Were you thinking I would say the Catbus? No, because that I absolutely COULD adopt. It may be "just a cat" like Pepito, but it's able to manifest its magical form in the real world.
Not that Totoro is any less adorable.
WHY NOT?
Totoro is a tree spirit. Regardless of whether he was birthed by the tree or IS the tree, it's readily apparent that he is linked TO the tree and, while capable of venturing away from it (like at the bus stop), is still very much connected to it and would likely die without it.
And that tree is MASSIVE. Either the Distortion Lab or my pocket dimension would need to be completely overhauled to make room for it. All for something that is already fully understood by the Associates and would best serve as a second pair of eyes (something I have plenty of already).
LOEH: Slim.
#4: Vicar Amelia
The only one that might have gone on my "scary pets" list... Were it not for one thing.
WHY NOT?
Vicar Amelia isn't just a transformation of some sort. She is a transformed HUMAN.
Though humans are well on their way to no longer being seen as mythical in my world, they are still a high risk species that is given advanced protection whenever we find one (except in the case of the "bond partner" clause I've been relying on to keep mine).
So for me to keep Vicar Amelia, the relevant departmnets would have to figure out how to tame her, conduct an extensive investigation into the nature of the Old Blood, and confirm, not only that her transformation is irreversible, but that it has resulted in the creation of something with no human traits remaining, possibly all the way down to the genetic level.
LOEH: Highly Unlikely.
#3: Shuichi Kagaya
I wrestled with whether or not to rate this one as more or less likely than Vicar Amelia. I ultimately had to concede (quite reluctantly) that I'd be far less likely to keep Shuichi if I chanced across him, regardless of the fact that he could qualify as a bond partner and does not need to be certified as tame.
WHY NOT?
Just like Amelia, Shuichi Kagaya was human prior to his transformation. What differs is the general appearance that he still is. Shuichi can transition to and from his mascot form, and appears to have become the way he is through a completely alien (quite literally) method that is in no way understood.
They probably would want me to locate him, both to get a better understanding of that alien power, and to get ahead of it before it escalates to an apocalyptic level, but the chances of him landing back with me...
Well, they're not nonexistent.
First, either the alien force would have to be neutralized and the world's stability restored, or it would need to have destablized everything to apocalyptic levels (needless to say, we would prefer the former).
Second... Well, there are also two possible second steps, but they would both be so convoluted that Shuichi could only do either one deliberately, ergo I dare not even describe them here lest I be accused of coaching him in advance how to game the system.
LOEH: Nearly nonexistent.
#2: Scar
I struggled for a while, asking myself "Do I really want him?" I could have easily listed Mufasa or Janna here for the same reasons.
I ultimately chose Scar for two reasons. First, because I already have his mate. And second because I would love the challenge of turning an otherwise dark and twisted cat into a good one, just as I did with his mate.
WHY NOT?
Well... Just look at him.
Mufasa and Janna would both be out of my grasp because they now exist on a higher plane of existence. Even if I could (ethically) reverse their deaths, their absense would still be felt throughout the realm.
But in addition to being a dead revenant, Scar has since been banished by the Great Lions of the Past to somewhere even beyond that higher plane.
The only reason he isn't #1 is because... Well, because, technically, everyone in the entire realm has already been killed once and resurrected. So even though he seems well beyond our reach, I can't rule it out completely.
Even if I did somehow find a living Scar, the Associates would still want to certify that he is not some kind of undead. The fact that we've been given free reign over the realm, and the fact that I already have his bond partner, would very likely not override that.
LOEH: Nearly nonexistent.
#1: Fenrir
Aww, why did I do this to myself?! Fenrir is one of the goodest boys I have ever seen! Even Kratos couldn't resist petting and praising him!
WHY NOT?
First problem: Fenrir's soul and body are not the original set. His soul is that of a wolf that died of natural causes, and his body is that of Garm. At best, they would want me to give full responsibility to Verity (who is a whole collective of souls not originally in that body), but I doubt they would allow even that on account of the other thing.
Second problem: He can open holes in the space/time fabric with his claws. As such, despite appearing to be completely passive and obedient, Fenrir represents a possible risk to EVERYTHING the Special Associates have been working towards for Lord only knows how long.
LOEH: Virtually nonexistent.
"Oh well. Happy birthday Tera." (leaves the computer) "I'm off to go pet my shadow demon dragon god."
Giratina: (O.S.) "I heard that! I demand to know who made my master sad! I... Wait! No!" (sound of running feet) "No, no, aww, come on, not in your pouch! Everyone will laugh at me!"
For Tera's birthday, I asked him what he would like.
In fairness, I should have known he would dodge the question. He loves living things just as I do. And while I'm sure he has some dream pets, he'd never tell anyone what they are for fear that someone in NEED of a home or guardian would get passed over. I'll bet even if I surprised him by heaving a Muk on top of him in the bathtub, he'd still tell me he loved it and make sure that big purple pile of sentient sludge felt at home.
So I should have known better than to ask him... But he, in turn, should have known better than to respond to me "Eh, just do whatever you would want done for yourself."
"Oh, come on Tera, you know me," I replied. "It would be easier to list what I would NOT want to have as a pet."
"Alright," Tera replied. "Then make the list, that way there will be no risk of me ever giving you a crappy birthday or Christmas."
An hour of staring at the blank screen later, I returned to him and said: "Let me rephrase that. It would be easier to list things I WOULD want as a pet, but my superiors in the Special Associates would never let me."
(sigh) So here it is. Here are twelve things I would absolutely love to find, put in my pouch and love, but for one reason or another, I can't.
#12: SCP-1471-A, AKA: Malo.
I'm starting the list with this one because, technically, I COULD have her. The Associates understand the general concept behind this one and have determined that it is, by their standards, a safe entity. So I could download the app. and have Malo in my life right now if I wanted to.
Just... Not in the WAY I would want to.
WHY NOT?
Malo may be a safe entity, but she's also a very confusing one. Even the commanding officers within the Special Associates (one of which is rumored to be Satan himself) cannot figure out what she is; are completely stumped as to whether or not she is a spirit, A.I., or a fictional entity created by an elusive third party.
So while I do have permission to download the app. and let Malo into my life, I can't do anything beyond that. The closest I could ever come to having her in my pouch would be if she took a picture of me and photoshopped herself into it, and even then, I still wouldn't be able to pet her or feel her movements as she snuggled in and made herself comfortable with me.
Likeliness of ever happening (LOEH): High*
#11: Pepita
Once again, I technically COULD have this one... But there wouldn't be much point to it.
WHY NOT?
Pepita only appears as an Alebrije in the Land of the Dead. And as a general rule of thumb, we have to try to stay out of other afterlife as much as possible.
I certainly could adopt Pepita, but I would only have her as a normal cat. And while my commanding officers wouldn't necessarily stop me from taking her in, it would be really hard to explain to them why I felt it so important to divert time and resources in order to do so.
LOEH: Normal.
#10: Ratatoskr
Technically, this one is also possible, but in the opposite way. I technically COULD become Ratatoskr's owner ON PAPER. But the adoption would be a sham; would only serve to suffice as further legal protection should someone else from our world attempt to claim Ratatoskr for themselves as well. If that happened, we would, instead of planning a daring rescue, produce the documents showing that I already had ownership of him to force our world's own legal departments to do the work for us.
But I would never GENUINELY have him.
WHY NOT?
Ratatoskr is vital to his cosmology. He is the appointed caretaker of the World Tree -- not just one entire realm, but the realm that binds together and supports all the others.
At best, we could possibly create a link to one of our own realms to the World Tree via my own residence and allow him to come in as an occasional guest. But given that the World Tree prohibited him from even visiting the other realms in his cosmology, I doubt even that would happen.
LOEH: Normal*
#9: Space Ice Wolves
There are actually a lot of things from within the Central Finite Curve I would gladly open my pouch to. But rather than have the entire list be dominated by CFC natives all with the exact same reason why not, I settled for these space ice wolves that don't appear to have received much attention so I just MIGHT be able to yoink one away and nobody would notice.
At least assuming I could get anywhere near them.
WHY NOT?
First, let me take a rare opportunity to let some air out of the ego of one of the multiverse's greatest egomaniacs by saying this: He did not invent nor build the Central Finite Curve.
And for that matter, Evil Morty didn't destroy it either. At best, Dr. Sanchez located it, identified it for what it was, and build the mechanisms by which they accessed it. But we in the Associates have identified SEVERAL curves and use them quite frequently.
There's a theory that people are actually constantly jumping between dimensions, albeit always into a dimension where the differences between them are invisible to them. Dr. Sanchez and co. experienced this for themselves when, after traveling to a different dimension on short notice, they ended up in one where the only difference between it and the one they escaped was how the word "Parmesan" is pronounced.
In layman's terms, this is because familiarity is the common link. Which is fortunate, because if dimensional travel had the potential to open up ANY alternate dimension at random, the most likely result would be to wind up in one with a natural order completely out of sync with your own, or worse, no natural order at all.
So in order to experience safe dimensional travel between dimensions that are vastly different in nature, you first have to establish a C.F.C.
This is why, despite being from alternate universes, you and I both speak English. We used, among other things, the languages of our world as a C.F.C. This allows us to (for lack of a better phrase) skip over all of the worlds that are very much like our own but in which the languages evolved differently and into worlds that developed in wildly different ways but in which, against all odds, all of the most commonly spoken languages are exactly the same in both.
What does this have to do with Dr. Sanchez's Central Finite Curve? The fact that his is anchored to Dr. Rick Sanchez being the smartest man in the universe. And super-genius Rick Sanchez is not only a psychotic nihilist who seemingly does nothing but bellyache about how he has no patience for anything that has any sort of purpose to it, he may actually have the capacity to reverse-engineer our own Curves and travel to our world. Which, if his previous behavior is anything to go by, would very likely result in a lot of bloodshed.
I know the Associates are paying very close attention to everything within the Central Finite Curve, but as far as I know, all they can do for now is observe.
So while there are so many things from within the Central Finite Curve I would love to give a much more loving, much more stable home, it isn't worth risking the safety of everyone I am already looking after, if not the fate of my whole cosmology. I can only hope that much more capable agents are working to secure as much as they can and that one of them will think of me when trying to find one of them a home.
LOEH: Improbable.
#8: Soccadillo
I think I already covered this in my list of things that are scary but I'd take them as a pet anyway. I singled out the Soccadillo among them, however, because there is something that distinguishes him from many of Finster's other creations.
He survived. He was last seen on the planet Onyx, well after the complete annihilation of the United Alliance of Evil.
WHY NOT?
While he no longer appears to be pure evil, he was still created that way.
Greater emphasis, in this case, on the word "created". Soccadillo, like most of Finster's creations, was molded out of a special clay that was mechanically infused with evil. Under those circumstances, he would be classified as an alien construct, which is outside of my usual field of expertise.
While it's not completely out of the question that I might EVENTUALLY become Soccadillo's caretaker, it would only occur AFTER I had turned him over to the relevant departments, assuming they determined that it was safe for him to be released into my custody at all.
I've worked with enough things of dark, infernal, negative, or otherwise "evil-adjacent" origins to know that evil is not a thing in the most literal sense, and that it is very unlikely Finster's creations were literally infused with evil. But I'm not the one who would be able to determine what kind of power was used in its place.
Even if he did pass, they would probably want to retain him as a reference should anyone find any other surviving "evil clay golems".
LOEH: Low.
#7: Blizzard Wolfrang
Similar to #9 and #8, there are a lot of mavericks that I thought were cute and would salvage if I could (Why not? I got three of the four Toy Animatronics back into working order). I singled out Blizzard Wolfrang because, if what I've heard is true, he fought very hard and suffered an awful lot before finally succumbing to corruption. He might be the least cuddly entry on this list, but that's balanced out by all the sympathy I feel for him.
WHY NOT?
Once again, as a robot, Blizzard Wolfrang is outside of my usual department. On top of that, he was the victim of corrupted programming.
Unlike Soccadillo, who would only be subject to rigorous screening, Blizzard Wolfrang might need to be completely rebooted, or worse, reprogrammed from scratch.
At the end of that, there might not be anything of the original Blizzard Wolfrang left.
LOEH: Low.
#6: Rover
Technically, since he hails from an apocalyptic world, I could, once access were established, take him and all the surviving humans he has befriended out with me. Which, since the majority of the survivors are under eighteen, I absolutely should.
But I wouldn't be able to keep Rover. At least not at first.
WHY NOT?
Rover is a monster. Just like the evil clay golem and the corrupted robot, the Associates would insist on giving Rover a full medical screening to determine if he was originally a normal animal that mutated, or if he had been born like that after a period of accelerated evolution.
In the case of the former, they would very likely treat the mutation as a disease and try to return him to his natural state. If the latter, there is the possibility I could get him back, but it'd be unlikely given that his droppings appear to be radioactive... Though it was being disposed of by one of the kids, who doesn't seem to have suffered any ill consequences... I suppose, if everything worked out, I could use that "bond pair" rule that allowed me to keep all the humans I have here. But that would be a long shot at best.
LOEH: Unlikely.
#5: Totoro
Were you thinking I would say the Catbus? No, because that I absolutely COULD adopt. It may be "just a cat" like Pepito, but it's able to manifest its magical form in the real world.
Not that Totoro is any less adorable.
WHY NOT?
Totoro is a tree spirit. Regardless of whether he was birthed by the tree or IS the tree, it's readily apparent that he is linked TO the tree and, while capable of venturing away from it (like at the bus stop), is still very much connected to it and would likely die without it.
And that tree is MASSIVE. Either the Distortion Lab or my pocket dimension would need to be completely overhauled to make room for it. All for something that is already fully understood by the Associates and would best serve as a second pair of eyes (something I have plenty of already).
LOEH: Slim.
#4: Vicar Amelia
The only one that might have gone on my "scary pets" list... Were it not for one thing.
WHY NOT?
Vicar Amelia isn't just a transformation of some sort. She is a transformed HUMAN.
Though humans are well on their way to no longer being seen as mythical in my world, they are still a high risk species that is given advanced protection whenever we find one (except in the case of the "bond partner" clause I've been relying on to keep mine).
So for me to keep Vicar Amelia, the relevant departmnets would have to figure out how to tame her, conduct an extensive investigation into the nature of the Old Blood, and confirm, not only that her transformation is irreversible, but that it has resulted in the creation of something with no human traits remaining, possibly all the way down to the genetic level.
LOEH: Highly Unlikely.
#3: Shuichi Kagaya
I wrestled with whether or not to rate this one as more or less likely than Vicar Amelia. I ultimately had to concede (quite reluctantly) that I'd be far less likely to keep Shuichi if I chanced across him, regardless of the fact that he could qualify as a bond partner and does not need to be certified as tame.
WHY NOT?
Just like Amelia, Shuichi Kagaya was human prior to his transformation. What differs is the general appearance that he still is. Shuichi can transition to and from his mascot form, and appears to have become the way he is through a completely alien (quite literally) method that is in no way understood.
They probably would want me to locate him, both to get a better understanding of that alien power, and to get ahead of it before it escalates to an apocalyptic level, but the chances of him landing back with me...
Well, they're not nonexistent.
First, either the alien force would have to be neutralized and the world's stability restored, or it would need to have destablized everything to apocalyptic levels (needless to say, we would prefer the former).
Second... Well, there are also two possible second steps, but they would both be so convoluted that Shuichi could only do either one deliberately, ergo I dare not even describe them here lest I be accused of coaching him in advance how to game the system.
LOEH: Nearly nonexistent.
#2: Scar
I struggled for a while, asking myself "Do I really want him?" I could have easily listed Mufasa or Janna here for the same reasons.
I ultimately chose Scar for two reasons. First, because I already have his mate. And second because I would love the challenge of turning an otherwise dark and twisted cat into a good one, just as I did with his mate.
WHY NOT?
Well... Just look at him.
Mufasa and Janna would both be out of my grasp because they now exist on a higher plane of existence. Even if I could (ethically) reverse their deaths, their absense would still be felt throughout the realm.
But in addition to being a dead revenant, Scar has since been banished by the Great Lions of the Past to somewhere even beyond that higher plane.
The only reason he isn't #1 is because... Well, because, technically, everyone in the entire realm has already been killed once and resurrected. So even though he seems well beyond our reach, I can't rule it out completely.
Even if I did somehow find a living Scar, the Associates would still want to certify that he is not some kind of undead. The fact that we've been given free reign over the realm, and the fact that I already have his bond partner, would very likely not override that.
LOEH: Nearly nonexistent.
#1: Fenrir
Aww, why did I do this to myself?! Fenrir is one of the goodest boys I have ever seen! Even Kratos couldn't resist petting and praising him!
WHY NOT?
First problem: Fenrir's soul and body are not the original set. His soul is that of a wolf that died of natural causes, and his body is that of Garm. At best, they would want me to give full responsibility to Verity (who is a whole collective of souls not originally in that body), but I doubt they would allow even that on account of the other thing.
Second problem: He can open holes in the space/time fabric with his claws. As such, despite appearing to be completely passive and obedient, Fenrir represents a possible risk to EVERYTHING the Special Associates have been working towards for Lord only knows how long.
LOEH: Virtually nonexistent.
"Oh well. Happy birthday Tera." (leaves the computer) "I'm off to go pet my shadow demon dragon god."
Giratina: (O.S.) "I heard that! I demand to know who made my master sad! I... Wait! No!" (sound of running feet) "No, no, aww, come on, not in your pouch! Everyone will laugh at me!"
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