Hey hey! I made a new crackup comic! We're still on Sonic Colors, but this one is more hardcore science themed. Eggman built a space elevator to his orbital theme park, meaning it's in geosynchronous orbit (that's about 22,000 miles up) WAY closer to us than any massive object should be, let alone 5 captured planets! Frankly if the tidal effects didn't fling the earth out of its regular orbit they would cause devastating tsunamis, earthquakes, volcanic eruptions, cats and dogs living together! It would be very bad.

Also, isn't it cool that the video game Robotnik, after 20 years, finally has a pair of bumbling minions? Orbot and Cubot do for Eggman what Decoe and Bocoe, Rex and Dingo, Scratch and Grounder, and Snivley (SATAM Robotnik only needed one because he was just that cool) did for their Robotniks over the years, give him a pair of sycophantic partners he can yell at and exposit to!