Name: José

Species: Conolophus Pallidus (Santa Fe Land Iguana)

Age: 56

Likes: Karaoke, Stripping (Only on special occasions), Juggling, Singing, Fart jokes (Sometimes), Cue sports

Dislikes: Drugs, Natural disasters, Slut-shaming, Sexism, Smoking, Extremism

Favorite Food: Fanesca

Occupation: Bartender

Birthplace: Ecuador

Body Type: Musclegut

Weapon: Poison Tonfa

Title: Tropical Grandmaster

Fursonal Quote: “Leaving already? The party's just begun...”

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Mr. H: "You've met Marine Tornado, now here comes another daddiguana from Ecuador. This tropical sexy scalie is José! No lie, this dude is just......damn. The fact that he's a bartender, I bet he gets his customers thirsty. *looks at José's badonk* And I mean...VERY thirsty. Just...huff, man. D-did someone turn the heater on...or maybe it's this damn heat, it can't be just me, right? Anyways, now despite that he's old as shit, this scalie daddy knows how to paarrrtaaay. He may be a gentle, kind-hearted grandpapi, but when a special occasion occurs...things are about to get kinky in here. Hehe. I mean, you just can't say no to THIS dad bod right here. Although, you CAN say no to his poisonous tonfas that he wields on the battlefield. Yessir, yessir. José wields a pair of tonfas that's wrapped in thorny vines, let alone dipped in poison substances. Either you get scratched or pierced, once you're hit the poison will take over from here. If you think that's bad, try being suffocated from his bad gas."