If you're wondering how they eat and breathe and other science facts, just repeat to yourself "Yip yap yip yo, I should really just yip yap!"

This may be a part two of three, unless I run out of momentum.

If you have a better name than "United Worlds Union" to fit the acronym let me know, but then again it's pretty appropriately dumb.
Also if you don't think the character is Koboldy enough let me know in what way.

Made in Blender.