I always invision Splendid Ricky is the star of a comic drawn by regular Ricky. His powers include, well, being big and heavy, plus having a strong tail, the ability to roll into a ball and a back full of quills. His arch enemy is a devious creature named Blight Saber, who uses a glowing sword that can cut through anything, even Ricky's normally damage resistant body being no match for Blight Saber's sword. Ricky really has to put thought into fighting him.

...But for lesser goons, just a great slam from his belly is usually enough.