I hope this is just all make believe cuz if that is really you thats just sad

The Ex is your ex, my ex, everyone's ex.
The Ex is the ex boss, ex mate etc.
The Ex hates you, and you hate The Ex.
The Ex has pissed you off and you are out to destroy The Ex.
The Ex exists solely for you to destroy.
The Ex has a large nose for you to easily punch.
The Ex has a large beergut and cannot run very far to escape your wrath.
The Ex is stupid and mostly illiterate, and cannot be reasoned with.
The Ex has a nice thick skull for you pound with large objects.
The Ex can be blown to smithereens and easily respawned for further destruction.
The Ex will then resume his daily ritual of laying on the couch watching tv.
The Ex may then be destroyed again whenever you want.
The Ex may be used by anyone with an Ex to grind for these purposes.
The Ex is created and owned by

Straight from the userpage... I think you missed the point of it

sorry over my head *wosh* so its seems a broken heart has hit him pretty bad left him so unmotivated