Made this for the funny, pls don't judge me xD

Steiner: "You know they say all beasts are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Samoa Joe and you can see that statement is NOT TRUE! See, normally if you go one-on-one with another wrestler you got a 50/50 chance of winning. But I'm a genetic freak, and I'm not normal! So you got a 25% at best at beating me! And then you add Bark Angle to the mix? Your chances of winning drastically go down. See, the three-way at Sacrifice, you got a 33 1/3rd chance of winning. But I? I got a 66 2/3rd chance of winning, cuz Bark Angle KNOOOWS he can't beat me, and he's not even gonna try. So, Samoa Joe, you take your 33 1/3rd chance minus my 25% chance and you got an 8 1/3rd chance of winning at Sacrifice. But then you take my 75% chance of winnin' (if we was to go one on one), and then add 66 2/3...percent, I got a 141 2/3rd chance of winning at Sacrifice! See now Joe, the numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you at Sacrifice!"