Meet the Infurnationals: Aristide (World Donkey Day)
Name: Aristide
Species: Provence Donkey
Age: 38
Likes: Poetry, Toilet humor, Retrogaming, Coin Collecting, Bottle cap collecting, Playing marbles, Drawing
Dislikes: Sexism, Horror, Darkness (He's Nyctophobic), Coffee
Favorite Food: Clafoutis
Occupation: Plumber
Birthplace: France
Body Type: Fat
Weapon: Twin Hammers, Pyrokinesis
Title: Fiery Pummeling Plumber
Fursonal Quote: “Not all heroes wear capes...although some have the plumber's crack.”
Mr. H: "HEE to the motherfuckin' HAW! WHERE MY DONKEYS AT?! It's World Donkey Day - the day we celebrate their stoic spirit and individual charm, and show respect for one of the most enduring and respectable animals in the Equidae family! And with that being said, give it up for our new donkey boyo joining the Infurnational crew - Aristide! That's the second time we got ourselves a plumber this year, and now we got three of 'em in our team. Anyways, to begin, Aristide seems like a decent donkey fellow. He loves playing old-school video games and is a pro at playing marbles. He even enjoys collecting bottle caps more than coins. Furthermore, bro here loooooves himself some poetry. In fact, he even wrote some poems in his handy-dandy notebook himself. And get this: most of his poems are about the ladies that he met and chatted with once. I gotta say, for a plumber, this dude has good taste in women. Aside from both his job and hobbies, Aristide goes into battle against F.E.N.R.I. with his two big-ass hammers like he Super Mario or some shit to smash his enemies. He can also project fireballs at 'em and even engulf his hammers in flames to deliver some fiery blows. Bro is LITERALLY on fire today."
Species: Provence Donkey
Age: 38
Likes: Poetry, Toilet humor, Retrogaming, Coin Collecting, Bottle cap collecting, Playing marbles, Drawing
Dislikes: Sexism, Horror, Darkness (He's Nyctophobic), Coffee
Favorite Food: Clafoutis
Occupation: Plumber
Birthplace: France
Body Type: Fat
Weapon: Twin Hammers, Pyrokinesis
Title: Fiery Pummeling Plumber
Fursonal Quote: “Not all heroes wear capes...although some have the plumber's crack.”
Mr. H: "HEE to the motherfuckin' HAW! WHERE MY DONKEYS AT?! It's World Donkey Day - the day we celebrate their stoic spirit and individual charm, and show respect for one of the most enduring and respectable animals in the Equidae family! And with that being said, give it up for our new donkey boyo joining the Infurnational crew - Aristide! That's the second time we got ourselves a plumber this year, and now we got three of 'em in our team. Anyways, to begin, Aristide seems like a decent donkey fellow. He loves playing old-school video games and is a pro at playing marbles. He even enjoys collecting bottle caps more than coins. Furthermore, bro here loooooves himself some poetry. In fact, he even wrote some poems in his handy-dandy notebook himself. And get this: most of his poems are about the ladies that he met and chatted with once. I gotta say, for a plumber, this dude has good taste in women. Aside from both his job and hobbies, Aristide goes into battle against F.E.N.R.I. with his two big-ass hammers like he Super Mario or some shit to smash his enemies. He can also project fireballs at 'em and even engulf his hammers in flames to deliver some fiery blows. Bro is LITERALLY on fire today."
Category Artwork (Digital) / General Furry Art
Species Donkey / Mule
Size 1873 x 1968px
File Size 1.68 MB
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