I don’t know what to do right now. I’m running out of time.

Thank you to FeatherYoshi for inspiring me beyond measure to upload this! I really appreciate the work you do and it’s thanks to your words of wisdom that I feel confident enough, even after some delays, to upload for the first genuine time!

Thank you all so much! Bear with me here please but there will be more, I promise you!

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Phone: Enter your PIN then press *.

You have no new messages and you have one saved message.

Main menu.

To listen to your saved message, press 1. To reco—

You have one saved message.

Yoshi: Is, is this thing on? Alright.

Hello! I'm your friendly neighborhood Yoshi!

Is, is that how you want me to say that?

Me: Yes.

Yoshi: A little hatchling told me that one of my friends is feeling a little lonely.

But you’re welcome to talk if you want to.

I have a lot of friends who want to hear from you, and on your birthday too!

So, uh, (REAL NAME)? Not good with names.

But please get well soon, and thanks for reaching out!

Buh-bye!