(the pilot begins with some coins entering a vending machine, some nacho chips get stuck)

Jackie: (bangs the machine) nugh! (bangs the machine again) come on! (tries to reach for them but fails) sigh (looks into her bag of tricks and grabs a dinosaur stick puppet) come on jerry! (the dinosaur puppet breaks) Jerry, you're useless! (reaches for a boomerang, throws it but fails to break the machine) what?! (rages and breaks the machine with her golfclub and notices a cave) hey, vincent! No bad idea (tummy growls) sigh, fine, curse my gluttony! (grabs her fishing stick and launches it like a grappling hook and goes up to the cave) ok (grabs a few bags, but notices the motherload of food) sweet hallelujah!

(vincent roars but goes back to sleep)

Jackie: hmmm, how am i gonna get the motherload? (sneaks past the sleeping vincent) ok, just take what you need, you gluttonous devil you (takes all the food and puts it in a red wagon) uh huh, I'm surprised that bears are heavy sleepers! And i'm heavy sometimes (puts a life raft under the wagon and launches her into the exit of the cave) phew, didn’t wake him up (notices the springles can) oh yeah, no bad idea, ugh, (takes the springles can and put coffee in bear’s hand) (opens the can and wakes him up)

Vincent: jackie?

Jackie: the one and only

Vincent: the moon’s not full, you woke me up a few hours early? (notices the wagon full of food) oh no, not this again, don’t tell me you're trying to steal my food again?

Jackie: no…….yes

Vincent: I'm gonna have to kill you

Jackie: please, we mammoth raccoons are small, but we can do (blows herself up to massive size) this!

Vincent: (chuckles) please, i know your kind, you do that to make yourself bigger!

Jackie: well that’s mammoth ‘coon magic for you (her big butt bumps the food wagon away) oops

Vincent: Oh no! (pushes jackie out of the way and chases his wagon) oh! NOOO!! (stops his wagon on the road) phew

Jackie: (deflates back to normal) woo! That was close!

(vincent and his wagon gets run over by a truck, off screen)

Jackie: oof! Oof oof, double oof! Well after trying to kill me, it looks like he’s the one who dies! Too soon me, too soon

(crosses the road, around vincent’s dead corpse, and back to the vending machine, her paw tap drops the chips)

Jackie: (grabs the chips) you're the reason why I'm in this mess! (puts the bag of chips into her bag of tricks, walks back to the flattened food and dead bear corpse) sorry vincent (grabs flattened springles) sorry springles (sees another truck) eep! (ducks and survives) phew

(jackie running around looking for food, also found some stuff to put in her bag of tricks)

Jackie: (a paper blows in her face) huh? (sees all the food on it, and springles) yeah right (sees an ad for the tree mansion “new club mate needed”) club mate? (notices a sign that says “come to camelot! The ticket to suburban paradise!”) Camelot huh? (sees the suburban neighborhood) well, camelot here i come!

(transitions to morning, and carrie’s drool drips on jayjay’s face)

Jayjay: ugh oh! That was drool! Drool drool drool!

Carrie: huh? Oh, morning jayjay!

Jayjay: morning carrie

Carrie: i gotta take a pee pee!

Jayjay: not in the indoor pool! (groan) Gotta wake the others up

Carrie: ah finished, nope still more!

Jayjay: (flies to the microphone) ok, time to wake up! Let’s do stuff! (gets an idea) there's a skunk in your bed!

(everyone rushes out to the kitchen to jayjay)

Jayjay: (laughs) never gets old! Ok guys, what do you wanna do today?

Pendleton: We could stay in and work on projects!

Petula: thats stupid! We should do a fashion show!

Pendleton: We did that yesterday!

(jackie seeing the fighting from the penguin twins)

Jackie: hey! (everyone stops fighting) I have a better idea!

Jayjay: who are you?

Jackie: oh where are my manners? Jackie the mammoth raccoon’s the name, getting food and having a bag of tricks is my game! Or games, i couldnt hear you guys don't have any ideas for today, so I thought I would come in and help you guys!

Jayjay: ok ok, i don't think we need a raccoon in our paradise house

Jackie: Excuse me? (grows big and round) a mammoth raccoon!

(everyone is surprised and amazed)

Carrie: how did you do that?!!

Jackie: (shrinks back down) simple, balloon sacks, indestructible, and immortal!

Jayjay: oh what? What? There’s no way she can get bigger like that, it's not scientifically possible!

Jackie: really? Is this scientifically possible? (makes a helicopter out of her tail)

Pendleton: whoa

Petula: jeepers

Wendy: wow!

Kole: I don't even have a tail!

Jackie: how’s that “not scientifically possible”?

Jayjay: ok ok, you win jackie! You can stay!

Jackie: thank you! Oh and uh, one more thing! You have a mountain and i dont see any others, is that normal?

Jayjay: mountain, what are you ta- oh right! Our party room! Right through that door (opens the door and shows the party room) is our private paradise! With game-sphere, 25 inch rear projection tv, water slide entrance and elevator to other rooms, big pool and bigger hot tub, yeah, we live like kings

Jackie: live like kings is right! But why keep it all hidden?

Jayjay: gladys, she hates fun

Jackie: hater of fun? Sounds like evil!

Jayjay: it is, shes a karen of a president of the homeowners association, while those guys are cool with fun, gladys is not

(night time shows gladys walking home)

Gladys: (talking on the phone) hi, this is gladys karr, your president of the homeowners association, right, the home owners charter, which you signed, says the grass is to only be 2 inches, but my measuring stick says yours is 2.5! (closes her door)

Jackie: so whats wrong with grass not being the right size? Nobody’s perfect

Jayjay: and look what happens if you make her mad (jackie looks at the window)

Gladys: listen, if you dont mow your grass 2 inches, I will evict you! Thank you for your time!

Jackie: kicking people out of their house for not being perfect? That is evil!

Jayjay: yeah! Thats why we keep all the cool stuff hidden!

Jackie: well i mean we cant just like her win like this! We gotta do something about this! And if you guys wont, i will, because not only i can blow myself up (inflates herself, but also morphs her inflated body to having smooth buff arms, chest and legs) i also shape my inflated self to different characters for disguises

Wendy: your hot!

Gladys: i swear these suburbs are falling apart! (hears knocking on the door) who could that be?

Jackie: greetings person! Im puff buffly! Here from my top selling book, iron buns now!

Gladys: oh puff buffly huh? Never heard of you

Jackie: its your first time meeting me! Say you look like you have some very tight and unicorn like buns!

Gladys: yep, not big at all, just the way i like it

Jackie: i cant let you have that, butts are supposed to be bulbous! And ill help you with my pattened ironizing butt burn! (butt squats) now you! But use the special chant “imal oopie nah-cha!”

Gladys: imal oopie nah-cha!

Jackie: (brings out her bag of tricks and starts stuffing it with food) now faster

Gladys: ima loopie nut-cha!

Jackie: faster!

Gladys: im a loopy nutjob! Im a loopy nutjob!

Jackie: (chuckles) i love that joke (grabs tater tots) tater tots? How offensive (puts them back and notices springles) springles! (grabs them and puts them in her bag)

Gladys: ok what now? Gasp!

Jackie: uh…..meow?

Gladys: AAAHHHHH!!! Im calling the police!

Jackie: oh no you dont! (gladys deflates her and jackie flies with her tail)

Gladys: (grabs her broom) en garde!

Jackie: you en garde!

(a big fight goes on as jayjay and the others look out gladys window)

Pendleton: i cannot believe it!

Petula: jeepers! Jackie’s actually standing up to gladys!

Kole: thats never been done!

(everyone looks at each other and cheers for jackie)

Pendleton and petula: go jackie!

Kole: go jackie!

Wendy: show that crazy witch whos boss?

Carrie: jay? Why arent you cheering for her?

Jayjay: i still dont trust her

Carrie: come on! If gladys is gone, she wont bother us on our house!

Jayjay: (the thought of it makes Jayjay rip her feathers off with jackie fan merch and cheers like crazy) GO JACKIE! BEAT THAT EVIL KAREN WITCH!!!

Gladys: have some fruit!

Jackie: i will its part of a balance diet!

Gladys: oh i like the chips!

Jackie: would you like some ketchup with those eyes? (gladys throws celery at jackie’s face) ah celery trauma!

Gladys: yes! Victory is mine!

(the police are driving up to gladys’ house)

Gladys: (putting back her food) stupid raccoon

(police bust in)

Cop: you! Your under arrest!

Gladys: what for?

Cop 2: thieffry, your going to jail for a loong time lady

Gladys: what?! I didnt do it! You can arrest me! I'm president of the homeowners association!

(cops pile up on her as the news comes on)

Anchorman: breaking news! A drunk woman was arrested last night and knocked out a policeman!

(jackie and her new friends are watching the report)

Jayjay: well, you defeated gladys and saved our home from her, you are now an official member of the treehouse gang!

Jackie: ok, this is now the best day OF MY FREAKING LIFE!

Narrator: well well, jackie has a home now, and now, all we have to do now, is enjoy their little antics

The end!

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DOUGLAS!