It's been a long while since I done a Tops doing odd jobs short stories so not only am I giving you guys a short story starring the Tops but also providing a bit of an illustration...okay not my best work.
(Story)
In a summer day in Celestial City the Tops with their friend Kyle Fox are on their way to the "Snack Shack" a popular convenient store for the Tops were hired by the owner to help install his new security system.
Kyle: I can't believe Mr. Stingywellsbottom hired you guys to install the security system for his app on his phone. I mean what do you guys know about installing security systems?
Toppy: From what we watch on those Home Alone Movies. Besides we offer one service that those so-called professionals can't offer.
Kyle: What's that?
Curly: Duh we work for free.
Kyle: What?
Boxcy: No stupid we're not working for free.
Socky: Yeah he's giving us 4 soda's and four big bags of chips.
Kyle: That's a terrible offer.
Toppy: You're right. We should have held out for free hot dogs as well.
Kyle: Well guys you four are in for a real-Karen of a store owner. He hates kids and is very mean; he would rip off his best costumers and is stingy. Thus the part of his name.
Toppy: Oh he can't be that bad.
Just as soon as they arrived at the Snack Shack, Mr. Stingywellsbottom stepped out of the door. The huge greasy ugly looking Warthog owner snorted angerily at them.
Mr. Stingywellsbottom: Hurry it up you bums. I had to shove out the last free-loading costumers just so you idiots can work on installing the new security system while I put in the info on the app on my phone. * To Kyle* As for you, you little snot-nose brat you better not steal anything in my store I got my eye on you, I know how you foxes think.
Toppy: * Whispers to Kyle* Of course I've been wrong before. * To Mr. Stingywellsbottom* Don't worry Mr. Stinkywellsbottom...I mean Mr. Stingywellsbottom. We'll have it installed before you know it.
Mr. Stingywellsbottom: Well move it you lazy three-horn freaks. The longer you keep me close the more money I'm loosing to this dump.
As he steps outside eating a greasy bag of chips while working on his phone app. The Tops are working on the wires as Kyle stood back and watched as Mr. Stingywellsbottom grumbles and complains.
Mr. Stingywellsbottom: Imagine those lousy fools who runs this app to make me hired their professionals to help install the security system when I get those morons to do it for free. If they think I am spending more money than I should they can forget about it.
Toppy: Okay it's done.
Mr. Stingywellsbottom: Finally! Took you long enough.
Boxcy: Oh sure 30 seconds is too much time for anyone.
Toppy: Ahem! Anyways you just put in your code on your phone app and it'll automatically locked.
Mr. Stingywellsbottom: I know how it works stupid. It's got my thumbprint and everything. Now then let see how it works.
He presses the code on his phone app and they all can hear the doors and windows locking up.
Toppy: There it works like a charm.
Socky: Yeah even Kyle is impressed.
They look and saw Kyle was still inside banging on the door.
Kyle: Hey! Let me out!
Boxcy: YIKES! We locked Kyle in.
Curly: Duh not only that there's a ghost in there.
Toppy: What you mean ghost?
Curly: Duh isn't that what she is?
They look and saw that Kyle wasn't alone. Stepping out of the Ladies bathroom is a tall goth sheep girl Morgana Blackrose.
Morgana: Hey Kyle.
Kyle: Morgana? What are you doing here?
Mr. Stingywellsbottom; Hey I thought I got rid of all my costumers. Where were you?
Morgana: I was here around noon reapplying my makeup.
Toppy: It's 2pm now...you were doing that for 2 hours?
Morgana: It takes a lot of makeup to look this sexy and gothic. So what's wrong?
Kyle: They got the security system installed and now we're locked in.
Toppy: Don't worry Mr. Stingywellsbottom just needs to put in the code and...
Mr. Stingywellsbottom: Hey this stupid apps not working. I keep scanning in my thumbprint and it keeps denying me.
Tops: WHAT?!
Kyle: You mean we're locked in here? Oh great! This is terrible.
Boxcy: Yeah you're locked in there with all the soda pops you can drink, all the chips and snacks you can eat and all the trashy magazines and comics you can read...and have free wi-fi to watch videos on your...phones...hey wait a minute who are the ones suffering around here?
Kyle: I can call my Mom's that I'll be late. What are we going to do until you guys fix this?
Morgana took Kyle and sat him down on the floor with her and gave him a cuddle.
Morgana: Don't worry cutie pie. I'll keep you very-very comfortable.
Toppy: Yeesh! I don't know if we should be worry for Kyle or jealous?
Curly: Duh how are we going to get them out if the apps not working right?
Toppy: Don't worry we installed the keypad by the door. Mr. Stingywellsbottom tell us what the code is and Kyle can enter it to unlock the security system.
Mr.Stingywellsbottom: Forget it I'm not trusting that stupid fox to use my code. Their kind will rob me blind...and I forgot my code.
Tops: AND WE'RE THE STUPID ONES?!
Toppy: Okay I got an idea. Socky go up to the air ducts and crawl in and...
Socky: Ooh-ooh-ooh I know, I know I'll help them out of the air ducts. * Imitating the Terminator* I'll be back and if I'm not back in 5 minutes wait a little longer jah?
Later we find Socky crawling through the air ducts covered in dust and filth.
Socky: Man these looked a lot cleaner in the movies dudes. How did Bruce Wilis put up with this...hey I see the light I think I made it.
He crawls out and lands in a hair salon startling a bunch of old ladies under hairdryers.
Socky: Uh...I think I crawled into a wrong air ducts...to the wrong building.
Socky rejoins his brothers as Morgana is starring at them from the glass windows redoing her black lips with her black lipstick.
Mr. Stingywellsbottom: You idiots better get those punks out of my store or I'm suing you.
Toppy: We're doing the best we can.
Curly: Duh yeah we are...
Morgana: Oh Curly.
Curly turns to see Morgana drawing with her lipsticks on the windows saying "I (heart) U" then kisses the glass leaving a black lip kiss mark on the window making Curly blush.
Curly: Duh...* goofy giggle* GARSH!
Boxcy: Hold on why don't we just break the doors down.
Mr. Stingywellsbottom: Oh no you four don't! I call the company and they are on their way. If you four don't get them out by the time they get here. I'll sue you all for everything.
Curly: Duh can he do that?
Toppy: Of course not...but why take chances. Come on guys we are going to break the doors down anyways.
Inside Kyle and Morgana are watching a bad horror B-movie while eating chips and drinking pop as Morgana is enjoying a smoke.
Narrator on phone: And now we return to the Horror B-Movie streaming channel "The Killer Vampire Clown Zombies from Planet Bob!"
Kyle: You like watching this?
Morgana: If it has vampires in it I'll watch it. Even the 4th Hotel Transylvania movie. What are those little three-horn cuties doing now?
Kyle: It looks like they found a huge log...uh-oh it looks like they are going to battering ram the doors down...if they do that they'll damage the store.
Morgana: Hmm...if the Tops installed the security system what are the chances that the things they build and fix actually works?
Kyle: Well...giving their records...not very well. Hey that means...
Kyle heads to the doors; the Tops are outside holding a huge wooden log and are now ready to charge towards the door.
Toppy: Okay men ready? 1...2...3...
Tops: CHARGE!
The Tops are charging towards the doors. Kyle opens the doors and just as soon as they open the Tops charged through and missing the doors completely; Morgana opens the back doors and the Tops went out and crashed into a garbage big; all covered in trash and filth. The Tops went back into the Snack Shack. After Morgana help the Tops clean up with paper towels.
Toppy: How did those doors open?
Kyle: Knowing you guys you messed up the security system so the doors didn't really locked.
Mr. Stingywellsbottom: What? If they didn't get the doors to work right then why won't this app work?
Morgana looked at the phone and notices something.
Morgana: Here's the problem. Your greasy fingerprints got the phone so layered with grease it was impossible for the app to read your thumbprint.
Mr. Stingywellsbottom: Well now that's settle...GET OUT OF MY STORE ALL OF YOU! LOUSY KIDS! Plus young lady you're paying for those snacks and such.
Morgana pulls out her purse and gave him a big stack of cash.
Toppy: Wow! There must be $500 in there. How did you earn that much money?
Morgana: My makeup tutorial channel is a big hit with goth fans. Got a lot of sponsors. * Gives Kyle and each of the Tops a kiss* Plus it was worth it seeing you guys making a trash splash for laughs.
As the group left. Mr. Stingywellsbottom is met up with the security team for his phone app.
Head security: So you hired someone else to install your system?
Mr. Stingywellsbottom: Yeah so how much will it cost me?
Head security: Well usually it's just $20 but whoever did this mess did not do a very good job. It's going to cost you $5000. * Takes the big stack of cash* Make that $4500.
Mr. Stingywellsbottom: OH NO! * Sobs* IT'S NOT FAIR! IT'S JUST NOT FAIR!
The End.
Characters and artworks by me.
(Story)
In a summer day in Celestial City the Tops with their friend Kyle Fox are on their way to the "Snack Shack" a popular convenient store for the Tops were hired by the owner to help install his new security system.
Kyle: I can't believe Mr. Stingywellsbottom hired you guys to install the security system for his app on his phone. I mean what do you guys know about installing security systems?
Toppy: From what we watch on those Home Alone Movies. Besides we offer one service that those so-called professionals can't offer.
Kyle: What's that?
Curly: Duh we work for free.
Kyle: What?
Boxcy: No stupid we're not working for free.
Socky: Yeah he's giving us 4 soda's and four big bags of chips.
Kyle: That's a terrible offer.
Toppy: You're right. We should have held out for free hot dogs as well.
Kyle: Well guys you four are in for a real-Karen of a store owner. He hates kids and is very mean; he would rip off his best costumers and is stingy. Thus the part of his name.
Toppy: Oh he can't be that bad.
Just as soon as they arrived at the Snack Shack, Mr. Stingywellsbottom stepped out of the door. The huge greasy ugly looking Warthog owner snorted angerily at them.
Mr. Stingywellsbottom: Hurry it up you bums. I had to shove out the last free-loading costumers just so you idiots can work on installing the new security system while I put in the info on the app on my phone. * To Kyle* As for you, you little snot-nose brat you better not steal anything in my store I got my eye on you, I know how you foxes think.
Toppy: * Whispers to Kyle* Of course I've been wrong before. * To Mr. Stingywellsbottom* Don't worry Mr. Stinkywellsbottom...I mean Mr. Stingywellsbottom. We'll have it installed before you know it.
Mr. Stingywellsbottom: Well move it you lazy three-horn freaks. The longer you keep me close the more money I'm loosing to this dump.
As he steps outside eating a greasy bag of chips while working on his phone app. The Tops are working on the wires as Kyle stood back and watched as Mr. Stingywellsbottom grumbles and complains.
Mr. Stingywellsbottom: Imagine those lousy fools who runs this app to make me hired their professionals to help install the security system when I get those morons to do it for free. If they think I am spending more money than I should they can forget about it.
Toppy: Okay it's done.
Mr. Stingywellsbottom: Finally! Took you long enough.
Boxcy: Oh sure 30 seconds is too much time for anyone.
Toppy: Ahem! Anyways you just put in your code on your phone app and it'll automatically locked.
Mr. Stingywellsbottom: I know how it works stupid. It's got my thumbprint and everything. Now then let see how it works.
He presses the code on his phone app and they all can hear the doors and windows locking up.
Toppy: There it works like a charm.
Socky: Yeah even Kyle is impressed.
They look and saw Kyle was still inside banging on the door.
Kyle: Hey! Let me out!
Boxcy: YIKES! We locked Kyle in.
Curly: Duh not only that there's a ghost in there.
Toppy: What you mean ghost?
Curly: Duh isn't that what she is?
They look and saw that Kyle wasn't alone. Stepping out of the Ladies bathroom is a tall goth sheep girl Morgana Blackrose.
Morgana: Hey Kyle.
Kyle: Morgana? What are you doing here?
Mr. Stingywellsbottom; Hey I thought I got rid of all my costumers. Where were you?
Morgana: I was here around noon reapplying my makeup.
Toppy: It's 2pm now...you were doing that for 2 hours?
Morgana: It takes a lot of makeup to look this sexy and gothic. So what's wrong?
Kyle: They got the security system installed and now we're locked in.
Toppy: Don't worry Mr. Stingywellsbottom just needs to put in the code and...
Mr. Stingywellsbottom: Hey this stupid apps not working. I keep scanning in my thumbprint and it keeps denying me.
Tops: WHAT?!
Kyle: You mean we're locked in here? Oh great! This is terrible.
Boxcy: Yeah you're locked in there with all the soda pops you can drink, all the chips and snacks you can eat and all the trashy magazines and comics you can read...and have free wi-fi to watch videos on your...phones...hey wait a minute who are the ones suffering around here?
Kyle: I can call my Mom's that I'll be late. What are we going to do until you guys fix this?
Morgana took Kyle and sat him down on the floor with her and gave him a cuddle.
Morgana: Don't worry cutie pie. I'll keep you very-very comfortable.
Toppy: Yeesh! I don't know if we should be worry for Kyle or jealous?
Curly: Duh how are we going to get them out if the apps not working right?
Toppy: Don't worry we installed the keypad by the door. Mr. Stingywellsbottom tell us what the code is and Kyle can enter it to unlock the security system.
Mr.Stingywellsbottom: Forget it I'm not trusting that stupid fox to use my code. Their kind will rob me blind...and I forgot my code.
Tops: AND WE'RE THE STUPID ONES?!
Toppy: Okay I got an idea. Socky go up to the air ducts and crawl in and...
Socky: Ooh-ooh-ooh I know, I know I'll help them out of the air ducts. * Imitating the Terminator* I'll be back and if I'm not back in 5 minutes wait a little longer jah?
Later we find Socky crawling through the air ducts covered in dust and filth.
Socky: Man these looked a lot cleaner in the movies dudes. How did Bruce Wilis put up with this...hey I see the light I think I made it.
He crawls out and lands in a hair salon startling a bunch of old ladies under hairdryers.
Socky: Uh...I think I crawled into a wrong air ducts...to the wrong building.
Socky rejoins his brothers as Morgana is starring at them from the glass windows redoing her black lips with her black lipstick.
Mr. Stingywellsbottom: You idiots better get those punks out of my store or I'm suing you.
Toppy: We're doing the best we can.
Curly: Duh yeah we are...
Morgana: Oh Curly.
Curly turns to see Morgana drawing with her lipsticks on the windows saying "I (heart) U" then kisses the glass leaving a black lip kiss mark on the window making Curly blush.
Curly: Duh...* goofy giggle* GARSH!
Boxcy: Hold on why don't we just break the doors down.
Mr. Stingywellsbottom: Oh no you four don't! I call the company and they are on their way. If you four don't get them out by the time they get here. I'll sue you all for everything.
Curly: Duh can he do that?
Toppy: Of course not...but why take chances. Come on guys we are going to break the doors down anyways.
Inside Kyle and Morgana are watching a bad horror B-movie while eating chips and drinking pop as Morgana is enjoying a smoke.
Narrator on phone: And now we return to the Horror B-Movie streaming channel "The Killer Vampire Clown Zombies from Planet Bob!"
Kyle: You like watching this?
Morgana: If it has vampires in it I'll watch it. Even the 4th Hotel Transylvania movie. What are those little three-horn cuties doing now?
Kyle: It looks like they found a huge log...uh-oh it looks like they are going to battering ram the doors down...if they do that they'll damage the store.
Morgana: Hmm...if the Tops installed the security system what are the chances that the things they build and fix actually works?
Kyle: Well...giving their records...not very well. Hey that means...
Kyle heads to the doors; the Tops are outside holding a huge wooden log and are now ready to charge towards the door.
Toppy: Okay men ready? 1...2...3...
Tops: CHARGE!
The Tops are charging towards the doors. Kyle opens the doors and just as soon as they open the Tops charged through and missing the doors completely; Morgana opens the back doors and the Tops went out and crashed into a garbage big; all covered in trash and filth. The Tops went back into the Snack Shack. After Morgana help the Tops clean up with paper towels.
Toppy: How did those doors open?
Kyle: Knowing you guys you messed up the security system so the doors didn't really locked.
Mr. Stingywellsbottom: What? If they didn't get the doors to work right then why won't this app work?
Morgana looked at the phone and notices something.
Morgana: Here's the problem. Your greasy fingerprints got the phone so layered with grease it was impossible for the app to read your thumbprint.
Mr. Stingywellsbottom: Well now that's settle...GET OUT OF MY STORE ALL OF YOU! LOUSY KIDS! Plus young lady you're paying for those snacks and such.
Morgana pulls out her purse and gave him a big stack of cash.
Toppy: Wow! There must be $500 in there. How did you earn that much money?
Morgana: My makeup tutorial channel is a big hit with goth fans. Got a lot of sponsors. * Gives Kyle and each of the Tops a kiss* Plus it was worth it seeing you guys making a trash splash for laughs.
As the group left. Mr. Stingywellsbottom is met up with the security team for his phone app.
Head security: So you hired someone else to install your system?
Mr. Stingywellsbottom: Yeah so how much will it cost me?
Head security: Well usually it's just $20 but whoever did this mess did not do a very good job. It's going to cost you $5000. * Takes the big stack of cash* Make that $4500.
Mr. Stingywellsbottom: OH NO! * Sobs* IT'S NOT FAIR! IT'S JUST NOT FAIR!
The End.
Characters and artworks by me.
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