
If Kao had to pick a low point in his life, it would be right now: Being given a myriad of wedgies from a gargantuan gorilla in front of his own father, who laughed at his own son as he was humiliated.
How he got like this was a funny story, which started just a little under an hour ago.
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"So I hit the barrel back, and it smacked Jayabaya right in the face!" Kao boasted.
He was standing before his father, Koby Kangaroo, and the very character he was referring to in his story: Jayabaya the gorilla. Koby stood twice as tall as his son, and Jayabaya stood at least thrice as tall as either. They sat in his dojo, on the top floor of the tree where the gorilla himself trained.
Recently, while on a quest to eliminate a wicked force plaguing their world, this primate was one of many brainwashed by its power. There were many others who Kao had to defeat on his quest, and many more details to his epic journey, but right now, Kao was focused on how he defeated Jayabaya.
"Wow, impressive, Kao. Maybe you have even more potential than I thought. If you could defeat the master Jayabaya with only a few days of training."
Jayabaya laughed at this. "Kao may have raw potential alright, but not to that degree. I was brainwashed, not in my right mind. And Kao had the Eternal Gloves as well. A powerful artifact, need I remind you?"
Kao looked almost offended at this. He jumped up and glared at the gorilla. "Hey! Are you trying to say my victory was a fluke or something?"
Jaya laughed derisively once more. "Look, Kao, you may be good at punching things, but you're still years and years away from beating me unarmed."
The kangaroo boy raised an eyebrow. "Oh really? Care to bet?" He asked.
Jaya responded with curiosity, "What did you have in mind?"
"I'll fight you right now! No weapons, no magic, any tactics allowed!"
Jayabaya chuckled. "Alright, I accept." He offered a massive paw out to Kao to shake, which the kangaroo accepted. "You should think through whether you really want to do this or not. Should you lose, you should expect a massive humbling."
Kao wasn't worried by the ominous threat. After all, what's the worst that could happen?
Turns out, this was the worst. Once Jayabaya defeated him, he followed up with his promised massive humbling.
Kao's wedgie session so far consisted of bouncing wedgies, several atomics, squeaky cleans, and a few noogies and spankings for good measure. Kao's butt now felt like it had been flossed with sandpaper, and his underwear was as thin as fishing line.
Now, though, after allowing his son's punishment at the monkey's hands for about an hour, Koby decided that was enough.
He walked up to Jayabaya and demanded, "Okay, that's enough now. Hand over my kid or I'll have to take him from you."
Jaya stopped bouncing Kao, but merely stared at Koby in slight shock. "You honestly think you could defeat me as well?"
"My son may not have been able to, but you're not the only martial arts master here."
"Oh really?" Jayabaya asked, amused. "Don't forget that you were once my student, Koby, and you still have yet to surpass me."
Koby raised an eyebrow in a familiar expression. "Oh really? Care to bet?" He asked.
Before long, predictably, Koby was sharing the same fate as Kao, getting his blue bikini briefs used as an instrument of torture against his own rear. And it was Kao's, who was dangling in a hanging wedgie until Jaya was finished with his father, turn to point and laugh.
After Koby had received as many wedgies as his son, and his bottom burn just as badly, Jaya grabbed both of the kangaroos by their underwear. "Oh boy, this has been fun. I'll never forget it. And I'll make sure you two never forget it either."
"Fine. As long as it's over," Kao whined pathetically. He could feel a thin strip of fire burning away between his cheeks.
"Oh, don't worry, I think you boys have suffered *almost* enough," he said, while hanging the two on a beam hanging just above an open window to the outside.
"Oh no," Koby said as he noticed Jayabaya walking to the other side of the room, ready to break into a rum. "Not a Cannonball wedgie!"
"Wait," Kao began, "what's a-"
"Cannonball!" The primate exclaimed, then broke off running at full speed at the window. He grabbed the two marsupials by one leg each, bringing them down with him. Their briefs stretched and popped at the seams as the gorilla weighed them down by several tons.
Koby's eyes crossed as he felt the blue fabric slice deeper than it ever had before. The soft cotton now burned like acid in his buttcrack.
Kao's face froze into a wince, and his briefs dug into him like a drill. He tried grabbing at the cotton with both hands to claw it out of his rear, but it was too deep, and stayed tauter than a tightrope.
Jayabaya's descent slowed, then stopped, leaving him bouncing in the air, still holding onto the two kangaroos midair. He was slightly confused by this, having expected to hear a ripping noise as he jumped to the forest floor. He looked up, seeing both his victims still suspended by their briefs. "Wow, what're those things made of? I'd thought they'd have ripped clean off after that!" He chuckled a bit at the two's misfortune.
He gave one more strong tug, getting a scream of pain out of both the kangaroos as their briefs finally ripped clean off. Jayabaya fell to the ground safely, father and son duo in hand. "There we go," he said as he set both gently on the ground.
Both Koby and Kao rubbed their sore backsides, feeling a little piece of fabric permanently wedged in there. "I can't feel my butt," Koby whimpered.
"Lucky," Kao groaned.
They got to their feet and looked up. The remainders of their briefs were now hanging from the top of Jayabaya's tree like decorative flags.
The monkey looked up at this, seemingly proud of himself for how far he managed to stretch them. He turned to both kangaroos, "I hope you've learned a valuable lesson from all this," he said.
Both nodded their heads and walked off towards the docks, heading back to their plane. Jayabaya couldn't help but notice that they sort of waddled in the way they moved now. He laughed at the whole thing as he climbed back up the tree.
He wondered if someday, when one of them got strong enough to beat him, they'd give him a wedgie as revenge. Now that would be fun.
Raise your hand if you've heard of Kao the Kangaroo.
... If you actually raised your hand, good for you, but I'm just gonna assume most people don't know about him. So yeah, it's a simple, relatively short platformer game but good overall. I've seen a couple posts about its characters in the furry community, but never seen any wedgie art of Kao. So I made my own. Threw in Koby too, for good measure. Hopefully, this'll inspire some more art along these . Enjoy.
How he got like this was a funny story, which started just a little under an hour ago.
***
"So I hit the barrel back, and it smacked Jayabaya right in the face!" Kao boasted.
He was standing before his father, Koby Kangaroo, and the very character he was referring to in his story: Jayabaya the gorilla. Koby stood twice as tall as his son, and Jayabaya stood at least thrice as tall as either. They sat in his dojo, on the top floor of the tree where the gorilla himself trained.
Recently, while on a quest to eliminate a wicked force plaguing their world, this primate was one of many brainwashed by its power. There were many others who Kao had to defeat on his quest, and many more details to his epic journey, but right now, Kao was focused on how he defeated Jayabaya.
"Wow, impressive, Kao. Maybe you have even more potential than I thought. If you could defeat the master Jayabaya with only a few days of training."
Jayabaya laughed at this. "Kao may have raw potential alright, but not to that degree. I was brainwashed, not in my right mind. And Kao had the Eternal Gloves as well. A powerful artifact, need I remind you?"
Kao looked almost offended at this. He jumped up and glared at the gorilla. "Hey! Are you trying to say my victory was a fluke or something?"
Jaya laughed derisively once more. "Look, Kao, you may be good at punching things, but you're still years and years away from beating me unarmed."
The kangaroo boy raised an eyebrow. "Oh really? Care to bet?" He asked.
Jaya responded with curiosity, "What did you have in mind?"
"I'll fight you right now! No weapons, no magic, any tactics allowed!"
Jayabaya chuckled. "Alright, I accept." He offered a massive paw out to Kao to shake, which the kangaroo accepted. "You should think through whether you really want to do this or not. Should you lose, you should expect a massive humbling."
Kao wasn't worried by the ominous threat. After all, what's the worst that could happen?
Turns out, this was the worst. Once Jayabaya defeated him, he followed up with his promised massive humbling.
Kao's wedgie session so far consisted of bouncing wedgies, several atomics, squeaky cleans, and a few noogies and spankings for good measure. Kao's butt now felt like it had been flossed with sandpaper, and his underwear was as thin as fishing line.
Now, though, after allowing his son's punishment at the monkey's hands for about an hour, Koby decided that was enough.
He walked up to Jayabaya and demanded, "Okay, that's enough now. Hand over my kid or I'll have to take him from you."
Jaya stopped bouncing Kao, but merely stared at Koby in slight shock. "You honestly think you could defeat me as well?"
"My son may not have been able to, but you're not the only martial arts master here."
"Oh really?" Jayabaya asked, amused. "Don't forget that you were once my student, Koby, and you still have yet to surpass me."
Koby raised an eyebrow in a familiar expression. "Oh really? Care to bet?" He asked.
Before long, predictably, Koby was sharing the same fate as Kao, getting his blue bikini briefs used as an instrument of torture against his own rear. And it was Kao's, who was dangling in a hanging wedgie until Jaya was finished with his father, turn to point and laugh.
After Koby had received as many wedgies as his son, and his bottom burn just as badly, Jaya grabbed both of the kangaroos by their underwear. "Oh boy, this has been fun. I'll never forget it. And I'll make sure you two never forget it either."
"Fine. As long as it's over," Kao whined pathetically. He could feel a thin strip of fire burning away between his cheeks.
"Oh, don't worry, I think you boys have suffered *almost* enough," he said, while hanging the two on a beam hanging just above an open window to the outside.
"Oh no," Koby said as he noticed Jayabaya walking to the other side of the room, ready to break into a rum. "Not a Cannonball wedgie!"
"Wait," Kao began, "what's a-"
"Cannonball!" The primate exclaimed, then broke off running at full speed at the window. He grabbed the two marsupials by one leg each, bringing them down with him. Their briefs stretched and popped at the seams as the gorilla weighed them down by several tons.
Koby's eyes crossed as he felt the blue fabric slice deeper than it ever had before. The soft cotton now burned like acid in his buttcrack.
Kao's face froze into a wince, and his briefs dug into him like a drill. He tried grabbing at the cotton with both hands to claw it out of his rear, but it was too deep, and stayed tauter than a tightrope.
Jayabaya's descent slowed, then stopped, leaving him bouncing in the air, still holding onto the two kangaroos midair. He was slightly confused by this, having expected to hear a ripping noise as he jumped to the forest floor. He looked up, seeing both his victims still suspended by their briefs. "Wow, what're those things made of? I'd thought they'd have ripped clean off after that!" He chuckled a bit at the two's misfortune.
He gave one more strong tug, getting a scream of pain out of both the kangaroos as their briefs finally ripped clean off. Jayabaya fell to the ground safely, father and son duo in hand. "There we go," he said as he set both gently on the ground.
Both Koby and Kao rubbed their sore backsides, feeling a little piece of fabric permanently wedged in there. "I can't feel my butt," Koby whimpered.
"Lucky," Kao groaned.
They got to their feet and looked up. The remainders of their briefs were now hanging from the top of Jayabaya's tree like decorative flags.
The monkey looked up at this, seemingly proud of himself for how far he managed to stretch them. He turned to both kangaroos, "I hope you've learned a valuable lesson from all this," he said.
Both nodded their heads and walked off towards the docks, heading back to their plane. Jayabaya couldn't help but notice that they sort of waddled in the way they moved now. He laughed at the whole thing as he climbed back up the tree.
He wondered if someday, when one of them got strong enough to beat him, they'd give him a wedgie as revenge. Now that would be fun.
Raise your hand if you've heard of Kao the Kangaroo.
... If you actually raised your hand, good for you, but I'm just gonna assume most people don't know about him. So yeah, it's a simple, relatively short platformer game but good overall. I've seen a couple posts about its characters in the furry community, but never seen any wedgie art of Kao. So I made my own. Threw in Koby too, for good measure. Hopefully, this'll inspire some more art along these . Enjoy.
Category Artwork (Traditional) / All
Species Kangaroo
Size 1763 x 2090px
File Size 659 kB
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