I can't tell whether this is clever or if it's a shit post. Either way, gg.

Why can't it be both?

This was the first thing that popped into my head, and it refused to budge. So I rolled with it.

Fair enough.

Always something to complain about, isn't there.

Some people aren't happy unless they're complaining.

Shortage of shortages. Clever.

Reminds me of this passage from the great one: “Shower upon him every earthly blessing, drown him in a sea of happiness, so that nothing but bubbles of bliss can be seen on the surface; give him economic prosperity, such that he should have nothing else to do but sleep, eat cakes and busy himself with the continuation of his species, and even then out of sheer ingratitude, sheer spite, man would play you some nasty trick. He would even risk his cakes and would deliberately desire the most fatal rubbish, the most uneconomical absurdity, simply to introduce into all this positive good sense his fatal fantastic element.”

Stanley needs a good shake ;) Also you forgot to link this to the Prompt page!

Fixed!

See, this is what happens when you rush things ;)

Clever. Doris could retort, "But there's no shortage of grumbling and moaning, so I guess we're even!"

Think outside the box...shortage of patience? Shortage of gratefulness? :>

Shortage of temper, when she belts him upside the head?

Good one ^^

Thanks!

Thank you!

Man: (Michael Palin) I want to complain.

Complainer: (Eric Idle) You want to complain! Look at these shoes. I've only had them three weeks and the heels are worn right through.

Man: No, I want to complain about...

Complainer: If you complain nothing happens, you might as well not bother.

Man: Oh!

Complainer: Oh my back hurts, it's not a very fine day and I'm sick and tired of this office.

“I want to comp-“ *WHAM* “OH!”
“No, no, hold your head like this and then go ‘Wahh’. Try it again.” *WHAM*
“OWHH!”
“Better, better, but ‘Wahh’! Wahh- hold your hands here.”
“No!”
“Now…” *WHAM*
“WAHH!”
“Oh, that’s it! That’s it! Good!”
“Stop hitting me!”
“What?”
“Stop hitting me!”
“Stop hitting you?”
“Yes.”
“Well, what are you here for, then?”
“I came here to complain.”
“Oh! Sorry, that’s next door. It’s being hit on the head lessons in here.”
“… What a stupid concept!”

Yep!

Can't tell if funny joke or deeply insightful commentary on the transient nature of pleasure (or both...)

also i have no clue what this thumbnail is but i love it LOL

It's just your standard "Spaceman making a back alley deal with a horse dressed in harem costume" picture.

Here's a bigger view: https://www.furaffinity.net/view/27216489/

Now this is content.

Now that is clever! When you don't want for anything
what do you do?

*laughs… ooookkkkkkk….

Vix

I empathize with this on a deeper level that was probably intended. Lol. Seems like every time some of us reach a part of life where things are okay, there's an itch we can't scratch telling us that we should be struggling.