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HARK, CITIZEN!
DOST THOU crave excitement and adventure in your shopping experience, in addition to a comforting, down-home rustic charm?
ART THOU fed up with employees who struggle to tell the difference between a Lesser Elixir of Invisibility and a Mediocre Draught of Camouflage?
DOST THINE heart soar in the presence of assorted knick-knacks that vary in quality and rarity?!
IF SO, then grab your +5 winged boots of speed and make haste down to Lana's Magick Mart!
at L-Mart, we take YOUR needs seriously, no matter how fantastic or outlandish! we have an infinite number of departments spanning at least thirteen different dimensions (though we're not entirely sure how to access number nine), so whether you're in the mood for weapons, armor, trinkets, or enhancement, you're practically guaranteed to find what you want! (though not, as the case may be, what you NEED. ancient shopkeeping clause, you know how it is.)
so, are you a hero or heroine looking for the latest in flame-retardant armor? WE HAVE IT (Volcanoth's Obsidian Suit - 399.99 gold pieces)! are you a wizard on the hunt for the most eldritch of tomes? LOOK NO FARTHER (Shahrazombie's Demonic Lullabies and Other Stories, Vol. 2 - 3 sacred gemstones of any color)! are you a siren interested in adding a few inches to her, ahem, credentials? NO PROBLEM (Ultra-Bra - 15 silver per boosted cupsize)!
we don't discriminate against villains, either! here at L-Mart, we follow only the golden shopkeeping rule: if you've got MONEY, we've got BUSINESS! we'll be waiting for you!
(and don't forget to ask about our Constant Customer Coupon program!)
♪At Lana-Mart, we've got your heart in miiiiiind!♪
DOST THOU crave excitement and adventure in your shopping experience, in addition to a comforting, down-home rustic charm?
ART THOU fed up with employees who struggle to tell the difference between a Lesser Elixir of Invisibility and a Mediocre Draught of Camouflage?
DOST THINE heart soar in the presence of assorted knick-knacks that vary in quality and rarity?!
IF SO, then grab your +5 winged boots of speed and make haste down to Lana's Magick Mart!
at L-Mart, we take YOUR needs seriously, no matter how fantastic or outlandish! we have an infinite number of departments spanning at least thirteen different dimensions (though we're not entirely sure how to access number nine), so whether you're in the mood for weapons, armor, trinkets, or enhancement, you're practically guaranteed to find what you want! (though not, as the case may be, what you NEED. ancient shopkeeping clause, you know how it is.)
so, are you a hero or heroine looking for the latest in flame-retardant armor? WE HAVE IT (Volcanoth's Obsidian Suit - 399.99 gold pieces)! are you a wizard on the hunt for the most eldritch of tomes? LOOK NO FARTHER (Shahrazombie's Demonic Lullabies and Other Stories, Vol. 2 - 3 sacred gemstones of any color)! are you a siren interested in adding a few inches to her, ahem, credentials? NO PROBLEM (Ultra-Bra - 15 silver per boosted cupsize)!
we don't discriminate against villains, either! here at L-Mart, we follow only the golden shopkeeping rule: if you've got MONEY, we've got BUSINESS! we'll be waiting for you!
(and don't forget to ask about our Constant Customer Coupon program!)
♪At Lana-Mart, we've got your heart in miiiiiind!♪
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