*bows in respect*

Chicken Boo!!!

If there were a cow in there,I’d think you were telling us some cock and bull story…

I've seen bigger. There's a bar behind Cops & Doughnuts headquarters in Clare, MI in particular.

Is the one in Clare still open?
There was one in Lansing but it closed. I'm sure the rona is to blame.

I'm sure that they are. They have a precinct in Bay City too.

Cool. I may have to make a road trip one of these days!

I try to load up on "Parolees".

Picts or it's not true? Why so trusting of the Scottish?

Even without your A/N, I'd have recognised the TSC décor.
Unfortunately, TSC is now. "Peavey Mart" in Canada.

I think the fact that Peavey Mart sounds an awful lot like "Pee-Pee Mark" was just as obvious as Canadian Tire being called "Crappy Tire" and Giant Tiger being known as "The Shitty Kitty". :P

You are giving off Jeff Bridges vibes here

At a liberal message board, I brought up Che's past, including his vicious racism, and was accused of all sorts of "slander."

Sounds like the 'unenlightened' were trying to tell you something but it came out sounding like toilets flushing.

Yeah, there have been times I got slammed at that message board for saying banning guns usually doesn't work, affirmative action is just racial quotas, and male athletes shouldn't be competing against females, most of the time. Even if they say now they are female.

I see nothing wrong with what you said ... I agree with them

You see, the problem is I'm not a "liberal" or "conservative."
I'm simply a realist.
I know damn well Biden is an old coot, (maybe senile,) and Trump is so corrupt he stinks on ice.
(And DeSantis is a wannabe Fuhrur.)
My congresscritter is an asshole who years ago said women didn't need to have wage equity, since "money isn't important to them."
As to the message board, it may be liberal, but I stay for the most part out of partisan arguments.
The forums I do frequent the most are devoted to silly things, pets, or calling UFO's and Bigfoot bullshit.

*nods*

Kentucky Ballistics.

Heh, good one. Seen those yard statues at the CAL Ranch stores too. Nearby garden center has Bigfoot statues. I'd love to put Sasquatch with a Big Cock in the yard to mess with my HOA.

Theres a few folks out here in rural areas that have 6-8 foot tall Sasquatch metal outlines, one guy went as far to add red reflective eyes on one deeper in the wooded areas so the cars driving past light them up. One land owner maneuvers them about to different locations weekly.

My kind of neighbor.

I often see plywood silhouettes here.

Love it. Move them around to mess with folks

Are you crowing about something?

It's Beyonce!
https://thebloggess.com/2011/06/21/.....-your-battles/
https://thebloggess.com/2012/07/10/.....7GUrgNh5m2PaMM

Mines bigger and aesthetically far more pleasing in appearance.

My neighbor has one of those...

The rooster, the shirt, or the old duffer?

Love your shirt.

Impressive - a cock and bollocks!

Lewd

Now we know where Kentucky Ballistics got his giant cock!

Oh! Karno sighting! https://www.facebook.com/permalink......00004831486789

YOU GET OUTTAH HEAH, YOU GRUTTON!!! YOU EAT *counts* SIX PRATES OF FOOD, EVEN FATTY HERE ONRY EAT THREE PRATES OF FOOD!! YOU GRUTTON!!! YOU SCARE MY WIFE!!!

God, forever remembered that night at the China Buffet in Tucson in 90/91. Plus Karno stuffing his pockets with sticky buns upon leaving.

Ranks up there with "Mitch? Mitch?"

"I'm Mitch!"

"You ain't no fat white dude!"

"I'M the fat white dude!"

Good chicken, though. :)

We should raid the place again instead of that vile hotel feed. would be nice to actually enjoy a decent meal instead of a Soon to be Tums banquet.

Is the place still open? I checked Google and couldn't find it...

http://jackpirtleschicken.com/locations.aspx

Excellent! Lamar was where we had that nice chat with the fellow packing the Glock...

And far less Ghetto-ish an area too.

He have a tapeworm?

That's one way to evoke a chuckle.

Oh, I see your schwartz is as big as mine

That's the second biggest cock I've ever seen!

life sizes Texas chicken

Corn Flakes...

It's okay, I've got a call in to the Colonel...

Put it in front of a webcam and just do a 24h feed to a website called "The Cock Cam"

Suppose the ability to conceal carry does wonders for those who take offense to the shirt, to the point of "trying to pull a fast one".

It's so big!!! You gonna been both hands to handle that!

LOL, Nice!

Everytime I hear or see "my cock is bigger" I think of the first line of Cigaro by System of a Down.
https://youtu.be/L4M98z22pgI

I work in one of those now. And I've made those Cocks.

NAIL IT *respect*

Even if you get past the murder, Che said a lot of shitty stuff about gays and Africans.
It’s like chickens celebrating colonel sanders

The man they should glorify instead https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bo_Gritz