"And you know, Perry The Platypus, this is where I'd say something memey like 'If I had a nickel for every time I encountered an anthropomorphic platypus' or whatever, but honestly, I-I really can't! I mean, have you seen that Starline guy? I can't buy him as one with that snout, like some kinda albino alligator, and then there's the lack of the paddle tail... I mean, Sonic doesn't even look like a hedgehog that much! You know, in issue #125 they reveal Mobius is really part of a gene bomb and -- Perry The Platypus, where are you going? Oh, I'm SORRY is my one non-evil interest in life too much for you? It ain't literature but I'm reading, unlike today's phone-addicted society! What? No, Perry The Platypus, I did not read the entirety of Archie Sonic on CBR files, how dare you-- fine, ReadComicsOnline is up on my laptop and ok, ok, fine, you win! Just blow up my latest scheme, get it over with; just let me get to be early so I can attempt to foil you tomorrow. I'm so steamed, so much so that it'll involve an Inator shooting giant nuclear wasps or what have you."

Dr. Doofenschmirtz & Perry © Disney
Doctor Starline © SEGA