A fluffy fox fled a fatally ferocious farmer across a fertile field. The flap of flannel and the flash of a firearm fueled his flight.

Fortunately, the furious, future furrier floundered and fell in a furrow, flinging his flask far from him. Firm footed and fast, the fox flew into the fringe of the forest.

Finding a familiar fragrance, he followed it and flushed out a friendly female, who fervently flirted with him, from the foliage. They fraternized and frolicked freely through his fiefdom of firs and ferns.

Formidably they foraged before feasting on fresh fruit and felled fowl. Then with flair and finesse he fashioned a festoon of flowers and flung the floral finery around her feminine form.

The female fiendishly flaunted the fabulously fiery fur of her flanks. Fawning, the fox finagled her into his foxhole for a festively frenzied......nap.