Okay, okay. So this was kind of a crazy idea I had. What if there was a musical based on the FBA. XD

This is what came to me one night in a drunken stupor. Evan Ashton's kind of taken Lance under his wing on the Alphas. Some inside jokes here, so if you don't get it, check out  buckhopper 's page or www.furrybasketball.com

Enjoy!
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EDIT: I gotta get me some new cans. Listening to this in my car, there's a bunch of pops I couldnt hear when editing. Sorry folks!

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Lyrics are below:


ASHTON: (Spoken)
Hey Lance, come here for a sec…

(WILDFYRE: (Spoken)
Guys, I’ll catch up with you later, ok?)

ASHTON: (Spoken)
Lance, now that you’re on the Alphas, I've decided to make you my new personal project!

WILDFYRE: (Spoken)
Well, thanks Evan, but you really don't have to do that--

ASHTON: (Spoken)
I know, but that's what makes me so great!

(Sung)
Whenever I see someone less popular than I,
and let's face it, who isn't less popular than I?
My generosity starts to show…
And when a teammate needs a makeover,
I simply have to take over;
I’ll share each and everything I know!

And even in your case,
though it's the very first case I've yet to face,
don't worry, I'm determined to succeed!
Follow my lead,
and yes indeed, you’ll be a...

SUPERSTAR! You're gonna be an FBA Star!
I'll teach you the proper poise,
when you’re shooting points,
and a smile to flash the press, ooh!
I'll show you what moves to make,
how to really shake!
Everything that really counts to be a...

SUPERSTAR! I’ll help you be an FBA Star!
Someone of your height and girth,
should have more self-worth,
when you’re larger than life you’ll see
just how great a superstar you’ll be!

Don’t be in awe of my super prowess, this
is simply just a lion’s crude analysis:
now that we’re teammates we’ll become great
pals, it isn’t any clearer,
there's no-bunny nearer!
Not when it comes to...

SUPERSTARS! I know about superstars.
And with an assist from me,
to be who you'll be,
instead of unknown as you were...well, are.
There’s nothing that can stop you,
to become an FBA... uh, star...
La la, la la! We’re gonna make you a superstar!

When I see surprising creatures,
with unrecogniz-ed features,
I remind them on their own behalf
to - think - of
celebrated hall of famers
who’ve become a household name
or still do you think that their game was
what made them great? No!

They were SUPERSTARS!
Please! It’s all about superstars.
You’ve got a lot to prove,
it's the way you groove,
so it's very shrewd to be,
a super famous superstar like ME!

(Spoken)
Now, if we muss your hair up a bit…
put you in a vest and…
throw some shades on…
why, Lance, look at you. You’re beautiful!

WILDFYRE: (Spoken)
I, I have to go...

ASHTON: (Spoken)
You're welcome, I guess...?

(Sung)
With some confidence,
and a bit of chance,
I know, Lance, you’ll succeed…
you're gonna' learn to love it,
your new found superstar-ity!

Oh! La la, la la!
You’ll be a superstar,
just not quite as big a superstar as ME!

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Lyrics:  rourkie
Music: Popular, from Wicked

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